A list of puns related to "Taunting"
Kid: What?
Dad: The singer was a good looking fellow, and his friends danced on the walls
Kid: What?
Dad: The singer was well dressed, and he kept taunting me
Kid: What?
Dad: He was so rhythmic and his baritone voice was so smooth - but he kept taunting me
Kid: What are you talking about Dad?
Dad: The singer! He said he would lend me some, but not all of his Pixar DVD collection
Kid: Who was this singer?
Dad: Rick something
Kid: Rick something?
Dad: Rick something, and he said he was never going to give me Up
A wooly bully
And my kidneys still aren't adultneys.
"But it is a CUP-etition!"
... I've never been so proud of her.
B-by Taunt-tauntaunting him.
He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.
The called him the Jabberwookie.
They show no merci.
During World War 2, a spy working for the East, and a spy working for Great Britain infiltrated Nazi Germany.
Their mission, eliminating a Schutzstaffel officer.
They succeeded, and the british infiltrator taunted his target afterwards
However, his comrade in arms then punched him in the face.
Why ?
>!He had said "You SS are stupid."!<
My girlfriend and I were arguing this morning.
The kind of argument where only one of us is upset and the other thinks its hilarious.
To taunt me, she asked "How mad are you"?
I tried being tough when I replied "soooo mad right now".
With a grin she asks "like super mad"?
Not seeing the trap before me I respond "Yes, I am super mad"!
This backfired horribly as she proceeded to take the towel on her head and tie it around her neck as a cape. Then she ran circles in the kitchen with her arms extended, pretending to fly yelling "You're a bird! You're a plane! Youuuuuuuu're SUPER MAAAD!"
Pretty sure she forgot I was even there.
She wins this round.
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