There making so many Fast'n Furious movies so they can make Fast10 your seatbelts
πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hibana_life
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
🚨︎ report
Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
πŸ‘︎ 47
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/auroraborora
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
🚨︎ report
Can't even go to the movies without making a dad joke... imgur.com/9lSASXu
πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notnotinaskaband
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
🚨︎ report
My friends say I make too many action movie puns.......

I told them I can't help it, old habits DIE HARD.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dark_Byte
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
🚨︎ report
If someone will make a non-english movie called REDDIT, What do we need to watch it?

A Dubreddit.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
🚨︎ report
I’m making a movie called constipation

I can’t wait till it comes out

πŸ‘︎ 21
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Christopher Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together

Nolan says he will direct.

DiCaprio says he will act.

And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"

πŸ‘︎ 337
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheese_Junky
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
🚨︎ report
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!

It’s called The Greatest Snowman.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
🚨︎ report
I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,

until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
🚨︎ report
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
🚨︎ report
I was reading today that Kevin Bacon and Daniel Day Lewis are making a movie together

It's called My Left Footloose

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/freedoomed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
🚨︎ report
I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.

They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tayrog77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
🚨︎ report
So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.

They call it Bawk to the Future.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
🚨︎ report
My wife and I are having movie nights at home now, and making our own popcorn and drinks.

It's not easy, but these days we all have to make concessions.

πŸ‘︎ 53
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/edrinshrike
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
🚨︎ report
I heard they're making a movie based on the game Tetris

Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.

πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
🚨︎ report
What make of car do they drive in movie Frozen?

Fjords

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
🚨︎ report
Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.

Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".

Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".

Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
🚨︎ report
I am making a movie about unemployed people constantly robbing banks.

They have done a few takes, but none worked

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/EnigMaStatik
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
🚨︎ report
What does Wonder Woman do before she goes to bed?

She puts her pajamazon

πŸ‘︎ 456
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pappajay2001
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
🚨︎ report
Coming soon to a theater near you
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
🚨︎ report
They are making a movie about clocks,

It's about time

(Idk if i should have posted it on r/3amjokes)

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bct2106
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
🚨︎ report
What kind of movies do homeless people make?

Poornos

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
🚨︎ report
Disney is making a movie about a Spanish princess who lives in the future.

It’s title is MaΓ±ana.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/demaionewton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
🚨︎ report
My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch β€œGaslight”

I told her β€œwe already watched that together, don’t you remember?”

πŸ‘︎ 13k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
🚨︎ report
So you know how they're making a Tetris movie?

Well, it's going to be a blockbuster.

πŸ‘︎ 26
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
🚨︎ report
It was a lovely movie and I had a hot date, so I asked her to whisper something in my ear that would make my heart beat faster. She gave me this sly little smile and then she replied,

"Don't look now, but your wife is sitting right behind us."

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the thrift store in Boston....

... that's been plagued with unexpected phenomenon and ghost sightings recently? Well, Matt Damon has decided he wants to make a movie out of the story.

It's going to be called Goodwill Haunting

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jackrabbits1im
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
🚨︎ report
Could make an entire movie about it
πŸ‘︎ 333
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/YourFavGuyStef
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
🚨︎ report
They're making a movie about when Bruce Wayne loses all his money.

Batman and ramen

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ealaney
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear they’re making a new Cars movie about a momma truck having triplets?

MumFord and Sons , in theatres this December.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthySef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
🚨︎ report
I'M BATMAN!
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
🚨︎ report
Leek in the boat
πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
🚨︎ report
There's a movie in the making called Constipation

It hasn't come out yet.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
🚨︎ report
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.

It's a Psi Phi film.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
🚨︎ report
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

GC: I'll direct

LD: I'll produce

MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

πŸ‘︎ 570
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
🚨︎ report
They're finally making a movie about clocks...

...it's about time.

πŸ‘︎ 97
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanityDwindles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
🚨︎ report
Finally, they are making a movie about clocks!

It's about time.

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/itslqb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2017
🚨︎ report
Do you think Bruce Willis will always make action movies?

Because you know what they say about old habits. They...

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
🚨︎ report
I can't wait!, they're finally making The Watchmaker movie.

It's about time.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
🚨︎ report
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney said, β€œI’ll direct!”

Leonardo DiCaprio said, β€œI’ll produce!”

Matthew McConaughey said, β€œI’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write!”

πŸ‘︎ 298
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tacticalslacker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
🚨︎ report
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie

George Clooney said, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio said, "I'll Produce"

And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"

πŸ‘︎ 285
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
🚨︎ report
They're finally making a movie called "Clocks"...

It's about time...

πŸ‘︎ 736
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
🚨︎ report
Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Matthew McConaughey talk about making a movie together...

BRAD: I'll produce.

GEORGE: I'll direct.

MATTHEW: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
🚨︎ report
They're finally making a movie called "Clocks"

It's about time

πŸ‘︎ 147
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/celt1299
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.