Bruce Springsteen Puns

A list of puns related to "Bruce Springsteen"

My record collection includes Bruce Springsteen, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Tom Petty. It’s almost a full Heartland Rock set...

Close, but no Seger.

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👤︎ u/theRiverknows86
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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Bruce Springsteen: Baby we are born to run.

Bruce Springsadult: let’s just take a cab.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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Why did Bruce Springsteen hurt his leg?

He was dancing in the dark.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.

This is disconcerting news.

But seriously:

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👤︎ u/FullNoodleFrontity
📅︎ Apr 19 2016
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Why do Bruce Springsteen's feet smell like cream cheese?

From walking the streets of Philadelphia.

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👤︎ u/mtcarr79
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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My daughter enjoys Bruce Springsteen

Me: So what song are you listening to?

Daughter: I'm On Fire!

Me: Better put yourself out, then!

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👤︎ u/geoffevans
📅︎ Nov 06 2013
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Did you hear about the rock star who broke a 13 year old out of jail?

Bruce Springsteen

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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My dad just hit me with this one

When Bruce Springsteen went to a Polynesian restaurant and was served blue tang baked in a delicious lightly caramelized sauce, what song did he write about it?

Dory Glaze

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👤︎ u/rekkashien
📅︎ Apr 18 2017
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