Romeo And Juliet Puns

One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis

Can't-elope.

Cant-elope.

1. Grace, an Aboriginal woman falls in love with a convict called Ed.

2. Grace's brother, Wilangorga ( commonly known as William) is known for his anger and hate for the English.

3. That does not stop Grace seeing Ed any time possible.

4. One night William is out hunting near the town and sees Ed and Grace together

5. Caught off guard , He tries to scare Ed away so William Shakes Spear.

I was recently cast in a production of Romeo and Juliet. My Dad texted me asking when the show was.

Dad: Date for Romeo?

Me: Juliet, duh.

Down on his farm, Old MacDonald was hosting his annual talent contest amongst his animals and announced that, this year, the theme was Shakespeare.

All of his livestock had been busily and excitedly rehearsing because they knew that 1st prize was to be a gigantic gazebo festooned with flashing electric lights, a glitter ball, a speaker system and turntables.

Competition was fierce; the chickens performed Othello, the horse chose Hamlet, the sheep Romeo and Juliet and the cow performed Richard III.

After much deliberation, the farmer and his wife ordered a hushed silence and announced: "Cow is the winner of our disco tent."

..One’s a Corona virus and the other’s a Verona crisis.

One is Coronavirus and the other is a Verona Crisis!