A vegetable that smells like rotten automobiles
Carrot
Back in the old days only the rich could afford automobiles while the common people had horses. Now only the richest have horses while almost everyone has an automobile.
My how the stables have turned.
Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour
His father was a Carpainter
How do you remove an automobile from a car pit?
You floor it.
If you want to test how well vehicles perform during automobile crashes...
You have to be a real dummy.
What did the redditor say to his mother while waiting for her to get the automobile out of the garage?
Get the kar-ma!
I’ll see myself out.
I want to start an automobile manufacturing company called "Huff"
So customers at the dealerships can leave in a Huff.
I see a ton of people driving in automobiles by themselves and still wearing a mask, what are they afraid of?
Car-onavirus?
Who's the best at installing covers for the instrument panels in automobiles
The Car Dashians.
During these uncertain times I prefer to stay away from automobile dealerships.
Before you know it you have car-owner virus.
What must automobile companies do for more people to buy cars?
Spread the CarOwner Virus.
Pedestrians vs Automobiles: Pedestrians have the right-of-way...
Until they try to prove it!
Making external auditory sensors for automobiles is an employable skill
You can make a car ear doing it
Why did the snail put the letter S on his automobile?
He wanted to see his S Car Go.
A disease has been discovered where musicians temporarily lost their ability to tell which notes are which when sharing an automobile with a stranger.
Medical experts have named it "carpool tonal syndrome".
What do you call a broken down automobile?
A carcass.
Body shop asks the snail why he wants S’s painted all over his automobile
Snail says “so when I drive by people will say look at that s car go!”
Where does Aqua Man keep his automobile?
In the car pool.
What is an automobile's favorite pet?
Carpet.
Dads, Jokes, and Automobiles
On the phone with my dad, he says "There goes some idiot driving down the road with no headlights on."
Without hesitation I reply, "Well, that's not very bright."
Dad was proud.
