A list of puns related to "Introduced"
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It’s the “Clicker Picker Upper.”
Polar opposite bears
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"
because they lighten me up
..one of them won't be Happy.
Celine Dijon
I feel that i have passed the tradition down yet another generation. Im going to live forever!
So I just call her prints-ess
“I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith..”
“Really, what’s the name of his other leg?”
She tells both lines and laughs loudly saying “that’s funny Daddy”...
Love it.
Now you can finally chill
He just requested $50 from me for “6 and under tee ball registration fee.”
"Mashed potatoes, meatballs. Balls, meet mashed potatoes."
I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife as “the lesser of two evils.”
"Niece to meet you.", I said.
I thought it was a queer way to say hello
The secret reward is called Waist of Time.
Well played, Blizzard, well played.
Meat Patty!
I hope Grandma jokes are allowed :)
Mints meet.
(credit to my actual dad for this joke)
I told her that this band would take her on a trip.
Dad: My daughter is such a treasure, isn’t she?
New Person: [Clearly confused.] Uh…yes, she is.
Dad: THE KIND YOU WANNA BURY!
To which he replied,"Well, he seems to be a fun guy!"
I thought it tasted a little funny, and wanted to return it. My friend assured me that would be naan issue.
But it’s like my dad always said, “You can lead a whore to Father, but you can’t make her think.”
Girlfriend: "What's your genealogy? What's in you?" My Mom: "Mostly British and French, some Danish and Polish, and..." My Dad: "...And sometimes a little Norwegian."
"This is my dad Roger," he said, "And this is my twin brother Dave."
"Nice to meet you," she smiled. "Who's the eldest?"
He answered with a smile, "My dad!"
On mobile sorry if errors. Context: I work in a bar. We hired a new girl, she came in right before it got busy. After two hours worked working together..
Me: "Sorry I didn't get a chance to properly introduce myself. I'm Max by the way....but that's not my real last nMe"
Her:"Hi, I'm Gabbi, wait, what?"
Me:"nevermind"
GF: Hey, he's pretty good. What does he do now?
Me: Pushing daisies.
GF: What kind of job is that?
Me: A dead-end job.
They had a meat and greet.
"Hello everyone. You can call me 'sir', you can call me 'teacher', just don't call me late for dinner."
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