But that’s a whisky proposition.
I thought we had good alchemy.
It will be shot before a live audience.
Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.
He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.
"Robert your machine is broken!"
"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"
"I need you to make it sew!"
Some might call it old fashioned but I enjoy my bourbon with a dash of bitters and a sugar cube
The little girl is Gatherer.
They urn it.
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
...now it is covid masksksksks.
The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:
Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.
The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.
Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.
The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.
Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.
The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.
Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.
Just don't try to start something....
They gave me a replacement....free of charge
but i just released a new fragrance
All the clothes are now Superwet
I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.
You read the MAGAzine
More on this as it develops...
A boo-tique.
People who tie for first place
Article of clothing
A metro-gnome
nothing more than good, old-fashioned ground mustard seed emulsified in oil. This means mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts... I can’t believe it’s newt butter.
I quickly grew out of the times fashion.
I hate getting in pears.
My final project was "Gettysburg, a dress".
Clothes-minded.
They questioned him over his criminal ties.
What do people like to wear in England? Tea-Shirts
Elle GB tea queue
My father is fond of jokes and pranks (even though I only pretend to laugh .-.) but there's this story that I always would genuinely laugh at whenever it is brought up. So here it goes...
We've always gone to Church every Sunday when we were kids and on one of those Sundays, my father decided to make my mother laugh by shaving only HALF of his beard. So while the other side has hair, the other is shaved. He casually walked up to my mother and asked if he looked good in his "new fashion style." My mother laughed so hard she couldn't breathe.
When that was over, we got ourselves ready and went to Church. While praying, there was a bunch of people looking at my father. He noticed that as soon as he looked at those people, they'd cover their face, bow their heads and walk away. He felt weird. So he got into this 'thinking position' where he had his hands to play with his beard. And that's when he realized...HE FORGOT TO SHAVE THE OTHER HALF AT HOME AND NO ONE NOTICED UNTIL WE GOT THERE. HAHAHHAHAHA He was so embarassed, he covered his whole face until mass was over.
That's all folks. Thank you for coming to my dad talks .
Because she's really Sheik.
But I don't think I will be able to afford a pair of pandaloons.
I guess it never cotton.
Remains to be seen.
I guess you could call my fashion sense tearrible
A receding hare line.
I walked into the kitchen wearing a new orange t-shirt.
Me: I wasn't sure I'd look good in orange, but I really like this new shirt.
Dad: You know, I heard orange is the new black.
Me: That's a TV show.
Dad: Oh, that makes so much more sense.
My sister-in-law posted on her Facebooks, “What time does church start on Christmas Eve? Is is 5 or 530? I can never remember.”
I responded,”it sounds like you are suffering from Mass confusion.”
Not sure if she made it in time.
The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.
But I am So. Stuck.
A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...
I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.
Thank you in advance! 🍔
But they're hard to pull off.
They had everyone in stitches!
He's very clothes-minded.
We're running a student fashion night with the proceeds going towards clothing homeless people. Can anyone think of a clever name?
It's formal, a tire.
Our ad campaign would be "Can you rock what The Smell is cooking?"
She's like a fashion Mongol
A young man named James came to tend to the lawn at the beach house.
He was mowing in a circular fashioned around the yard and though he attempted to do the rest by hand, he didn’t fare very well.
I supposed you could call it a quasi-mowed O.
She came downstairs this morning wearing some fancy pants.
Mom: You're so cool! Are people into your pants?
Sis: Yes!
Dad: Don't let them get into your pants.
they're like 400++ miles up, which is the highest of high fashion.
mountain climbing gear is a distant second
Just go down the runway as fast as you can and wing it.
...because Russian doesn't have any articles.
http://imgur.com/Iix1wVH
A'GACI!
A young man comes up with a great idea for a new shipping method. He designs everything himself, hires people to create models, and deduces that he can use old fashioned boating technology to increase shipping speeds by up to 350%. This is obviously a great innovation, so he calls up a former Business professor from college and gets into contact with a manufacturer. The manufacturer makes the man come in and present his design to the board of directors, so they schedule a meeting in two weeks.
At the meeting, the board is blown away. The man’s charisma, design, and equations all point to a massive innovation in shipping. The company is poised to make a huge profit. Construction starts immediately.
On his flight back, the man happens to sits next to his old buddy from high school, Jimmy. Jimmy tells the man that he has just blown the farming world wide open. His new GMO potato produces five times as much energy and has been the talk of the world. Jimmy says that all the news outlets have been reporting potatoes to be the next big superfood, and his design is poised to make him millions, if not billions of dollars. Jimmy pitches the man for the entire plane ride, and convinced him. They hop on the next flight back to visit the board of directors once again. The board is shocked. Both ideas stand to make billions of dollars for the company, but there is one slight problem.
The CEO says to the man, “we know you have these two ideas. However, we can only allocate enough resources to make one of them profitable. I recommend you take some time off and really decide which of these ideas you want our company to produce. We can schedule a meeting in a few weeks if that works for you.”
The man says right back to the CEO, “I’m going to take a walk and clear my head. This is a big decision” and walks right out of the room.
Not even five seconds later the man comes back into the room and says “I’ve made my decision. Let’s go with the shipping method.” This shocks the CEO, who says “are you sure?? This is a billion dollar decision and you only took five seconds to think about it.”
The man looks back at him and says “well, in this business time is money— so I decided to make my decision schooner rather than tater”
(Asian) Dad: -uses the term 'oriental' to describe Asian people-
Me: Dad, "Oriental" is too old-fashioned. You shouldn't use it nowadays because it confuses people.
Dad: Oh, okay. Would you say it...disorients them?
Me: ........
Yeah, he’s Bro-Fashion Al.
So this sarcastic shit then asks, "Oh dearest papa, but why? I am already cleansed in an utmost, albeit tragic, fashion?"
So I said, "Because it'll make you feel bather."
I thought we had good alchemy
A metro-gnome
A metro-gnome
A metro-gnome
A metro-gnome
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
A metro-gnome
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
They questioned him over his criminal ties...
