I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
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ah frued..when u say one thing but you meant amother
Wait, is that not what you meant?
I know this is a place meant for dadjokes
I meant Darth Vader’s wife today
Ella. She has so many levels to her
Ewoks aren't meant to be left outside...
His son asked him what gay meant.
Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife...
My son called me a simp, after I googled what it meant, I said
I asked a friend what gay meant
He wouldn’t give me a straight answer.
Dolphin son: Dad, how did you and mom know that you guys are meant to be together?
Dolphin Dad: When we first met,.....we just clicked.
Yesterday I met someone who didn't know what × (the multiplication symbol) meant...
It really is a sign of the times.
My son asked me what procrastinate meant.
I said I'd tell him later
Some guy told me the other day that he is a "grower". I asked him to explain what that meant.
He gave me the long and short of it.
The work on Big Ben is meant to take 3 years.
That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.
I feel like if my family and friends were selecting the epitaph for my tombstone they would go with "He meant well."
Especially if my last words were "Help! I fell in the wall!"
Did you know that the Type O was actually meant to be Type Zero but....
It was misread to be Type O blood. I guess you could call it a typo.
My friend got married so I wrote her a poem regarding what she meant to me...
The teacher asked me what abstruse meant.
I replied “I don’t understand.”
My son asked me today what déjà vu meant as some bet. I pretended I didn't hear him to make him ask me again so I could teach him.
So he yelled, "Hey - ya new tent has come I bet!" as he ran to the door
Her: No boo, I meant who and said your name. Ray: Why are you booing me?
I'll never forget when my dad told me, "Find yourself a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you!” A little taken aback, I asked him what he meant. He explained...
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them!"
Don’t you hate it when you read read as read when you meant to read read as read and not read .
so you have to reread it so you read it as read and not read?
I meant to go east
But I went west on occident
I taught my daughter what the word bargain meant...
She said, “Thanks dad, that means a great deal.”
A girl opened a studio called TatTat. When asked what the name meant, she replied...
Did you know there were meant to only be 11 months?
They were going to make one named Vember, but it was decided “No Vember,” it was then wildly misinterpreted
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
I don't think this is what the Beatles meant
I asked what LGBTQ meant..
I couldn’t get a straight answer.
My mom's personalized number plate says "IS♥️ED" and we always believed that it was short for "Is Loved." But then my dad had to ruin it for us all when he said it meant:
I meant to just give my keyboard a quick dusting... And then I lost control.
I was hanging out with my sister the other day and she showed me a meme. I had not idea what it meant so I asked her
Thats not what they meant
I just saw my friend accidentally take Viagara when he meant to take Ambien.
My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty. I asked him if he meant bacon and eggs.
But he said, "No fatty. Stop eating!"
Thats not what they meant
It really meant a lot
When my friend explained the word "many" to me.
When Bruce Jenner said he wanted to retire abroad I thought he meant he’d be going overseas
I meant to buy bananas at the store today...
But they totally slipped my mind.
I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
Ewoks aren’t meant to be left outside....
Ewoks aren’t meant to be left outside
Ewoks weren't meant to be left outside
It meant a great deal...
When my dad taught me how to haggle.
I taught my daughter what bargain meant.
She said: "Thanks dad, that means a great deal."
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