If someone created a capacitor Hall of Fame,
Would the guy who welcomes new members still be called an inductor?
What did God do after he created a 24 hour period of alternating light and darkness?
I had a kernel of energy left so I created something amaizeing and ear-resistable.
My 8 year old has created a new unit of measument...
She just picked up the squeeze ketchup and said, "I only need one fart of ketchup." She gives the bottle a single squeeze and gets her "one fart."
The guy who created the USB port died yesterday.
They were able to place the casket in the grave after the third attempt.
If Hitler created a video game, what would it be called?
I have created living numbers! In fact, one of them is psychic and told me that certain things will continue to happen for a long time.
At least for the four-seeable future.
I created a joke for my late father
He was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago to hear it tho...
Swedish inventors have created cyborgs which are hard to distinguish from real humans.
Critics are concerned about the use of artificial Swedeners.
Elon Musk and Bill Gates teamed up and created an erectile dysfunction pill.
i created this dont judge.... 🙄
Me: mumbles I did not understand this chapter about electricity...
My friend: Watt?
Shout out to whoever created the word "plethora".
Whoever created autocorrect,
What did the Muslim train engineer say when his child asked why a creature so perplexing as the platypus would be created?
How is a Dad joke created?
New medication created. Reduces swelling but makes you swear.
TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.
It was an AL Gore rhythm.
What did scientists call the shovel when it was first created?
A ground-breaking discovery
Please destroy me for this monster ive created
I've created a toilet locator for those who have trouble finding one
I created a punny discord
So I wanted to learn puns, but I didn't find any good discord server where you could meat with people and practice or learn new puns, so I decided to create such a server where we can all hopefully learn how to pun. If you would like to join here's a link: https://discord.gg/hVBqM7hn9r
Did you guys hear about the new element that was created (Ah)
South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...
It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books
The ancient Romans made a lot of deadly poisons. The fourth one they created, however, just made people itchy.
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"
Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.
It was a match made in heaven.
Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.
His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.
What name was created by Yoda?
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Did you read about the new group that was created to foster dialogue between Wiccans and Jehovah’s Witnesses?
It’s called the Witch Tower Society.
Does this count as a pun?.. it's my favorite thing I've ever created...
I created a vaccine for apathy,
unfortunately no one seems interested.
A fat bee went to school. Created a real buzz when he got a B+
His average friend was nonplussed with a B, and his skinny friend would always be negative about her B-
Tootsie Pops finally got into the 21st century and created a Facebook page. With it, they created a new catchphrase.
How many likes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Here’s a Spanish joke: Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser
Our local cult just started praying for a reservoir to be created on the river running through their compound
will glass coffins be created?
I heard a rumour Cadbury have created a new oriental chocolate bar..
My friend created an artificial heart from stuff he got from a mine and an old pistol...
The heart is a vital ore-gun.
I created a new post earlier but received loads of hateful comments...
Now I've got post traumatic stress
If Apple ever created a police force....
Would it be called the Apple Corps?
I have created a new word!
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