My daughter’s creation: Who is the fourth most dangerous supervillain?

Poison IV.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GovernorZipper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I bestow upon you my greatest creation
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What did the masons of the Taj Mahal sing to their creation?

Your body's a wonderland, I'll lose my hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holocaust_uterus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My latest cross stitch creations
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πŸ‘€︎ u/captaindjnoodles
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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A chef excitedly calls up his friend to tell him about his latest creation

"I've just discovered the recipe for an amazing type of cheese sauce made with cheese, butter, flour, milk, and peppers!" he exclaims.

The friend, unimpressed, replies, "K, so?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollowbody57
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Creation

God: creates worm, Hello worm. I hope you enjoy your new life in a new world

Worm: Hi God. Thanks for the β€œworm” welcome.

God: creates birds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bar1792
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Im proud of my creation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8greengorilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Not my creation.. just crossposted it. Credit to u/assblasteroid
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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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A good friend of mine, who is a father, sent me an original joke of his creation today, an I wanted to share it because it was pretty good

He's someone who has been very creative in his ways when he delivers his jokes to his victims, I'm a bit ashamed I didn't see this one coming

He called me on the phone, saying he needed help with doing something, sounding fairly serious on phone. He said "soljakwinever I need your help with something on amazon. I keep searching for lighters and it's not working right. Can you open it on your phone for me" Recently he's been asking me for help with some computer stuff, I built it for him lately and it's got nothing problems, blue screens over stuff, he's very smart but I wouldn't say he's anywhere near 'tech-literate'. But his is getting issues like I've never seen. So I assumed he needed help with something like that. I answered "Sure Bryan. Let my just open the app." Pulling Amazon up on my phone. "So what did you need help with? Something about lighters" I ask. He replies still sounding serious "I keep searching for lighters and the app keeps showing me matches. Can you try it and see if that happens to me too." I type 'Lighter' into the search bar, submit the search and looking at my results, seeing product listings for lighters. "Looks normal to me. I'm seeing nothing but lighters" He responds starting to crack "Yeah! Nothing but matches!"

I got played.

EDIT: Wording fix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soljakwinever
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I hope the inventor of the whiteboard realizes how truly remarkable his creation is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/platypuns
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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The best creation ever was scizzors. Why?

Because it was cutting edge tech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Chuncky437
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I like going to places and making things. Someone asked what my favourite creation was

I told them that I madagascar in Madagascar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PorcelainMarauder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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It’s pointless to get into an argument about the Adam and Eve creation story versus evolution.

It is comparing apples to origins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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What did the inventors of the dry erase board say when they were done with their creation?

That's remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-if-by-whiskey-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Why are fencers so bad at content creation?

They always riposte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Helicase21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2016
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William Otis showed his son his evolutionary invention.

He said, "Son, this is a ground breaking creation."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theatremom2016
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Violins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/max_all_mighty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What goes in a printer?

Canon fodder :)

(a work of my own creation)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixBratKat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Looking at a Terminix truck, the IX at the end are the roman numerals for the number nine...

Which is one more than eight. I feel this has to have been part of the name creation. β€œWe’ll do you one better than terminate, we’ll termiNINE”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mchead22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call a gun made of crayons?

A weapon of mass creation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightmare21723
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.

You could say my creation is a little device-seive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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My roomate's brother makes a duck call.

So My roomate invited me to his family Thanksgiving/holiday party yesterday. After dessert we're all sitting around and the children present are being rowdy. My roomate's brother calls them all over to our table and insists on showing them how to make a duck call. He begins ripping apart an empty soda can and wrapping it up in a very complicated fashion with a napkin and a plastic fork. He meticulously takes the top off, makes strips of metal, and winds them into this plastic fork. He carries on like this for about five minutes, the children utterly transfixed, sit watching until his creation is finally "complete". He then holds it up to his mouth, inhales, and shouts: "HERE DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhilboBaggins93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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The story of Kenneth Lamar Noid

The following story is true.

Perhaps you have heard of The Noid. He was a character created by Domino's Pizza to act as a villain who would attempt to make your pizza taste crappy due to lack of freshness. Thankfully, according to Domino's, The Noid could easily be foiled by their 30 minute delivery guarantee.

On January 30, 1989, a man by the name of Kenneth Lamar Noid took the creation of the little guy as a personal attack on his character. Not one to take such a slight lying down, Mr. Noid took a Domino's location in Atlanta hostage, forcing them to make a special pizza and salad against their will. His demands included $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of the hit science fiction novel, "The Widow's Son".

Eventually, Mr. Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident, when reached for comment about Mr. Noid, Police Chief Reed Miller was quoted as saying, "He's paranoid."

Thank you for your time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salty904
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Looking For Some Awesome Puns!

If you guys could help out, I need some cool puns for a website I am making. They need to be Egyptian-based and on the topics of the Gods and Creation. Thanks Cokacolla2000

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cokacolla2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2014
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Two dadjokes I used on my friend, now posted from his perspective on facebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemRocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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Let's play a game

We were watching a reality show called Oak Island when my dad said, "This would take a turn if they'd misheard and its actually Poison Oak Island. (Cue dad laugh)

But it got me thinking about a game I saw on Hollywood Game Night where they merge someone's last name and someone's first name. Like Bruce Wayne Gretzky. I find that hilarious.

This is my game creation: merge a well known phrase with a TV show, movie or other media that completely changes the premise of the media in a funny way.

First contribution: Tie Die Hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katfacekillah
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