Need help creating puns for "Purdy"
I've been making at least a pun a day for the last week for a new friend, last name Purdy, and I'm starting to run out.
I've used:
-You're doing Purdy good
-Ok Purdy lady
-Purdgatory
-ImPurdinent
-Purdhaps
and a few more
I don't want to run out! Help!
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︎ Oct 10 2018
Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesnβt just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon.
reddit.com/gallery/lgzbtq
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What did God do after creating a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness of Earth?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I tried creating a pun on plants
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Dr. Frankestein had a hard time creating his monster's stomach.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
DC and Warner Bros are creating a new Wonder Man movie
They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
The Catholic Church announced it is creating an MMO
Massively Multiprayer Online
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Creating this pun was an osteoblast
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︎ Jul 28 2020
My coworkers and I enjoy creating visual puns
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︎ May 08 2020
I'm currently creating a sculpture of a maths equation but I'm really struggling to finish.
I just can't figure it out.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?
It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
God finished creating the 24-hour cycle on Earth...
...with both darkness and light taking turns. He admired his hard work with a smile and a sigh. An angel asked him βWhatβs wrong, Lord?β God replied βI think Iβm gonna call it a day.β
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︎ Jul 28 2020
There is a robot creating art by copying things frΓ₯m star wars. Art o' dito
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︎ Feb 02 2020
I've been creating sketches in invisible ink. Can you think of anyone else who has done that?
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Iβm creating a new show about a leatherworker that goes crazy and murders his relatives
Itβs called Awl in the Family
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︎ Apr 16 2020
A Chinese chef in Milan creating a pun of a Japanese food... Puns are truly the Universal language!
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︎ Aug 15 2019
My friend lied about creating a cloth that can easily be ripped to remove sleeves...
It was a tearable fabrication!
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︎ Nov 03 2019
My family must be getting tired of listening to me talk about creating computer parts...
I made my own mother bored.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella...
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︎ Dec 02 2019
My friend was creating the world's longest string of hyphens when he had a family emergency...
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︎ Nov 06 2019
I need help creating new voting icons for this sub
Can anyone here draw me an Updog and a Downdog?
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︎ Dec 11 2018
God creating dads
[God Creating Dads]
God: Ah, yes I think Iβm done.
Dads:Hi Done, weβre Dads!
God:
Dads:
God: Creates adjustable thermostat
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︎ Aug 24 2019
"Uh yeah I'm walking around your store barefoot and creating a hygiene problem, Mr.foot locker employee."
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︎ Sep 24 2019
What do you call a group of pandas in confusion and creating chaos?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
The problem with creating a yeast monoculture
Is that it always ends up inbred
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︎ Jun 29 2019
I wanted to make some money creating perfumes
But I only made a few scents
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︎ Nov 20 2018
What is Bill Clintonβs VP creating if he plays the drums?
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︎ Nov 01 2018
They're creating a biography series of famous race horses
They're calling it 'Hooves Who'.
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︎ Dec 01 2018
Fun whiskey fact: when creating Buffalo Trace bourbon, the first couple of attempts were complete failures. They even went so far as to destroy all records of the early products
which is why you never hear about Buffalo Uno or Buffalo Dos
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︎ Dec 16 2017
when a dog barks loudly to keep intruders away from the house, it is creating a protection racket
think about that. your dog is the mafia now
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︎ Nov 28 2017
He took a big part of creating The Wall
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︎ Dec 10 2017
I'm creating a new curry recipe from scratch
It's still in the experi-lentlil phase
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︎ Aug 17 2018
I cannot emphasize enough how much I support scientists working towards creating an invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
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︎ Jul 17 2018
Scientists are creating a world where monkeys are allergic to tobbaco
They're calling it the Planet of the Vapes
(Thanks to Hugh Dennis for this one)
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︎ Oct 08 2017
A bit of oil was floating in a puddle creating a swirly rainbow effect
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︎ Feb 23 2017
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︎ Mar 10 2015
I was talking about traveling back in time and creating a paradox
My dad looked at me and said "If you have two boats, you also need a paradox."
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︎ Jul 05 2015
I was looking into creating a 3D model for a project - I had the body already done for me and I needed to do some R&D about the rest of it. Found this really nice source reference to help me plan a head.
the-blueprints.com/blueprβ¦
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︎ Jun 30 2014
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