Don’t trust people that create acupuncture,

they’re back stabbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I saw a man that used different cuts of steak to create portraits of people

It was a rare medium, but well done

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer

They're calling it the Big Mac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Every new McDonald's creates 40 new jobs...

20 heart surgeons and 20 dentists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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How’d they create the first illustration of Stonehenge?

They Druid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..

But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Whats the name of the superhero with the ability to create dots?

Power-Point. . . . . πŸ™‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdguy65
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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An English professor was telling his class that a double negative makes a positive, but there was no case in which a double positive creates a negative.

From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I tried to create a new lifeform out of dessicated sourdough

But I only bred crumbs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombumblebee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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How many spiders does it take to create an app?

None. Spiders don’t make apps; they only design web sites!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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We should create a sentence for everyone

But I don’t know, judge for yourself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdot28
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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the legendary revolutionary who continues to create ripples all around the world. πŸŒ’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Mixed languages create the best!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlameExploision
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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We just bought a painting by a farmer who only creates art of cows and horses.

His name is Oscar Moo-neigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duzervee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I absolutely support any scientific effort to create an invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?

She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I want to create a sculpture of all the things that are holding humanity back.

I'd call it "statue of limitations".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacmans_mum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.

I’ll call them pre dick a-mints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.

I think that's just bad ad vise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.

I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_normski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Why did the engineer create a robot fish?

He wanted more e-fish in sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gecko_echo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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How did one letter A create another letter A?

Asexually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theposshow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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A group of Christian monks want to create a band. What's their name?

AD/BC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinnaig
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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I wanted to create a superhero

I wanted to create a superhero whose power was to convert all of his body's gases into helium, which would help him float, but then I realized He Man already exists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stark_gauntlet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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McDonald's tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed.

Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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You can rearrange the letters in β€œnew door” to create one word.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Dad and son create a pun fueled, food map [x-post /r/interestingasfuck]

http://imgur.com/a/j9cGL?gallery

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2015
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It was hard for scientists to create a liquid for contacts

But they came up with a solution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4ork_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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How many egg jokes can one create?

About a dozen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xngamer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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All we need to make heat is create a little friction, I'll give you the fric- you give me the -tion

Frick, that's what I like to hear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerBluPants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I had to give up on my idea to create a miniature flamethrower

It was burning a hole in my pocket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Why did God create blood types A and B?

Last one he created was a Type-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tj_xraybanvision
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Elon Musk should create a new line of weapons

And call them Muskets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minediamonds69420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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I'm going to create my own assassin agency

Our slogan: We aim to please.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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The flash, Batman, and Superman create a standup group. Can you guess what they’re called?

The DC Comics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jack-b1501
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My wife makes art by spending hours painting dots on a canvas to create shapes, she calls it modern art

I think it’s pointillist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/____okay
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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How do rhyimg dinosaurs create babies?

T-rex Sex! Thanks for my 2 upvotes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WesternDrop3321
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Apparently Peter Frampton helped create Adobe Acrobat

And that's why they're called Petey-Fs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KinG-Mu
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I want to create a cologne that is the scent of Mars.

I’m calling it: Elon Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrassyBones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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If they were to create a shopping plaza for bees, it would be a bzz mall.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fortifier22
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Why did the mad scientist deliberately create a huge fire tornado?

Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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I want to create an app for perimenopausal women who are looking get laid.

Call it gametes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Some people don’t like all the attention that occurs when you combine the spellings of 3 with 5 to create both a fake word/number.

But personally, I thrive on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadynasty15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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I'm gonna create open sores software...

...and stay on the bleeding edge of technology. But if you don't like my software, you can suture self.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..

But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I absolutely support any scientist who is trying to create a complete invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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