Don’t trust people that create acupuncture,
I saw a man that used different cuts of steak to create portraits of people
It was a rare medium, but well done
McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer
They're calling it the Big Mac
We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
Every new McDonald's creates 40 new jobs...
20 heart surgeons and 20 dentists.
How’d they create the first illustration of Stonehenge?
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
Whats the name of the superhero with the ability to create dots?
An English professor was telling his class that a double negative makes a positive, but there was no case in which a double positive creates a negative.
From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."
I tried to create a new lifeform out of dessicated sourdough
How many spiders does it take to create an app?
None. Spiders don’t make apps; they only design web sites!
We should create a sentence for everyone
But I don’t know, judge for yourself
the legendary revolutionary who continues to create ripples all around the world. 🌒
Mixed languages create the best!
We just bought a painting by a farmer who only creates art of cows and horses.
His name is Oscar Moo-neigh.
I absolutely support any scientific effort to create an invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
I want to create a sculpture of all the things that are holding humanity back.
I'd call it "statue of limitations".
I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.
I’ll call them pre dick a-mints
I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.
I think that's just bad ad vise.
I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.
I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.
Why did the engineer create a robot fish?
He wanted more e-fish in sea
How did one letter A create another letter A?
A group of Christian monks want to create a band. What's their name?
I wanted to create a superhero
I wanted to create a superhero whose power was to convert all of his body's gases into helium, which would help him float, but then I realized He Man already exists.
McDonald's tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed.
Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.
You can rearrange the letters in “new door” to create one word.
Dad and son create a pun fueled, food map [x-post /r/interestingasfuck]
http://imgur.com/a/j9cGL?gallery
It was hard for scientists to create a liquid for contacts
But they came up with a solution
How many egg jokes can one create?
All we need to make heat is create a little friction, I'll give you the fric- you give me the -tion
Frick, that's what I like to hear
I had to give up on my idea to create a miniature flamethrower
It was burning a hole in my pocket
Why did God create blood types A and B?
Last one he created was a Type-O
Elon Musk should create a new line of weapons
I'm going to create my own assassin agency
Our slogan: We aim to please.
The flash, Batman, and Superman create a standup group. Can you guess what they’re called?
My wife makes art by spending hours painting dots on a canvas to create shapes, she calls it modern art
How do rhyimg dinosaurs create babies?
T-rex Sex! Thanks for my 2 upvotes
Apparently Peter Frampton helped create Adobe Acrobat
And that's why they're called Petey-Fs
I want to create a cologne that is the scent of Mars.
I’m calling it: Elon Musk
If they were to create a shopping plaza for bees, it would be a bzz mall.
Why did the mad scientist deliberately create a huge fire tornado?
Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.
I want to create an app for perimenopausal women who are looking get laid.
Some people don’t like all the attention that occurs when you combine the spellings of 3 with 5 to create both a fake word/number.
But personally, I thrive on it.
I'm gonna create open sores software...
...and stay on the bleeding edge of technology. But if you don't like my software, you can suture self.
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.
I absolutely support any scientist who is trying to create a complete invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
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