My friend composes songs about sewing machines

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

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With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...

But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.

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For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.

"Ode no!" I thought.

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I'm trying to compose my first haiku, but so far can only write one line.

Gotta start somewhere

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Would compose again
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Composer Puns

I was playing my Sonata so fast today, I almost BAROQUE one of my fingers. What? Too much to HANDEL for you? I would have thought that was imPACHELBEL. I should really be making a LISZT of these, or maybe I should just TELEMANN. Is this making you STRAUSSed out? No point in HAYDN from it.

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The composer whom best suits this pandemic is...

Drycoughski.

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Did you know that chickens have a favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach Bach.

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What do you call a composer thatโ€™s dead and buried?

A decomposer.

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My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!

I haven't looked Bach since!

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Who is a Covid-19 patientโ€™s favorite composer?

Drycoughsky

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Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

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A filmmaker is auditioning for a movie based on famous classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".

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I asked a chicken the other day who is favorite classical composer was...

He replied, "Bock!"

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Composers do not fap.

They MAESTROBATE

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Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?

I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.

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Which classical composer do Old McDonaldโ€™s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?

Bach...

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Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.

Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".

Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".

Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".

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What did the composer take to the supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt

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What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?

Knockmaninoff

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A story about a legendary Composer

In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.

One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.

The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composerโ€™s grave.

Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, โ€œI recognise that sound! Itโ€™s his 9th Symphony, backwards!โ€

Soon after, another said, โ€œand thatโ€™s his 8th, backwards!โ€

After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:

โ€œNever fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethovenโ€™s just decomposing.โ€

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What did Arnie say when he was offered a role in a movie about classical composers?

I'll be Bach

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18 2019
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I can't think of my favorite classical composer

His name is in the Bach of my mind.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a composer?

I'll be Bach.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25 2019
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What phone is best for a composer?

Note eight.

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What was Beethoven doing when he was sitting at the piano? Composing. But what was dead Beethoven doing when he was sitting at the piano?

Decomposing

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Guardians of the galaxy
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What did the composer say when he saw the bus?

Debussy's here

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When musicians die and keep releasing music, you could say they are de-composing. reddit.com/r/Showerthoughโ€ฆ
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Which composer would you see in a supermarket?

Chopin - (Shoppin')

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What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?

Chopin'

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"Let's both pretend to be famous musical composers; You be Beethoven,...

[Arnold voice]

"...I'll be Bach."

Then turn and walk away.

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Why were composers in the 18th century so poor?

Because they were baroque.

I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.

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What does a classical composer cook in?

A Chopin

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If you wrote down the names of all the works by a 19th century Polish composer...

...you'd have a Chopin List.

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My mate composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.

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My friend composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...

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Which composer has Coronavirus?

Drycoughski

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What was Beethoven doing in his grave?

He was de-composing

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What did the Terminator say when asked about which composer he'd be for Halloween?

"I'll be Bach."

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Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"

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