41 Hilarious Compose Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My friend composes songs about sewing machines

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

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📅︎ Oct 10 2020

With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...

But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly

📅︎ Aug 27 2020

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For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.

"Ode no!" I thought.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ May 25 2020

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I'm trying to compose my first haiku, but so far can only write one line.

Gotta start somewhere

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👤︎ u/kseandoyle

📅︎ Jan 09 2020

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Would compose again

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👤︎ u/tommy_atomic

📅︎ Dec 21 2018

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Composer Puns

I was playing my Sonata so fast today, I almost BAROQUE one of my fingers. What? Too much to HANDEL for you? I would have thought that was imPACHELBEL. I should really be making a LISZT of these, or maybe I should just TELEMANN. Is this making you STRAUSSed out? No point in HAYDN from it.

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👤︎ u/MTBCardBear4211

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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The composer whom best suits this pandemic is...

Drycoughski.

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👤︎ u/tawdry-eloquence

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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Did you know that chickens have a favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach Bach.

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👤︎ u/watercolorfiddle

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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What do you call a composer that’s dead and buried?

A decomposer.

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👤︎ u/positive_electron42

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!

I haven't looked Bach since!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Sep 29 2020

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Who is a Covid-19 patient’s favorite composer?

Drycoughsky

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👤︎ u/kushkrusade

📅︎ Jun 02 2020

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Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

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👤︎ u/hsdad

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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A filmmaker is auditioning for a movie based on famous classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".

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👤︎ u/MsMash29

📅︎ Aug 22 2020

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I asked a chicken the other day who is favorite classical composer was...

He replied, "Bock!"

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👤︎ u/CleverName50

📅︎ Aug 05 2020

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Composers do not fap.

They MAESTROBATE

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👤︎ u/e_s_c_a_p_e

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?

I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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Which classical composer do Old McDonald’s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?

Bach...

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👤︎ u/BlkWhtOrOther

📅︎ May 07 2020

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Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.

Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".

Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".

Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ May 26 2020

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What did the composer take to the supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt

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👤︎ u/WolfLoverBlack

📅︎ Apr 20 2020

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What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?

Knockmaninoff

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👤︎ u/TheLeakestWink

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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A story about a legendary Composer

In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.

One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.

The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composer’s grave.

Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, “I recognise that sound! It’s his 9th Symphony, backwards!”

Soon after, another said, “and that’s his 8th, backwards!”

After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:

“Never fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethoven’s just decomposing.”

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👤︎ u/SnixyZ

📅︎ Feb 06 2020

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What did Arnie say when he was offered a role in a movie about classical composers?

I'll be Bach

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👤︎ u/Childhoodcocaine

📅︎ Oct 18 2019

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I can't think of my favorite classical composer

His name is in the Bach of my mind.

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👤︎ u/MacItaly

📅︎ Jan 03 2020

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a composer?

I'll be Bach.

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Oct 25 2019

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What phone is best for a composer?

Note eight.

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👤︎ u/Autistic_Spoon

📅︎ Jan 05 2020

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What was Beethoven doing when he was sitting at the piano? Composing. But what was dead Beethoven doing when he was sitting at the piano?

Decomposing

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👤︎ u/GoldenWoomy

📅︎ Aug 28 2019

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Guardians of the galaxy

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👤︎ u/spinnaker190

📅︎ Oct 06 2020

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What did the composer say when he saw the bus?

Debussy's here

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👤︎ u/TJPancaker

📅︎ Jul 10 2019

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When musicians die and keep releasing music, you could say they are de-composing. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…

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👤︎ u/Moe_roNs

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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Which composer would you see in a supermarket?

Chopin - (Shoppin')

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👤︎ u/Guy2things

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?

Chopin'

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👤︎ u/PoniesAreNotGay

📅︎ Feb 08 2019

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"Let's both pretend to be famous musical composers; You be Beethoven,...

[Arnold voice]

"...I'll be Bach."

Then turn and walk away.

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👤︎ u/m1sgu1ded1

📅︎ Dec 21 2018

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Why were composers in the 18th century so poor?

Because they were baroque.

I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.

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👤︎ u/kirillsimin

📅︎ Oct 01 2018

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What does a classical composer cook in?

A Chopin

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👤︎ u/SakaaranSoldier

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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If you wrote down the names of all the works by a 19th century Polish composer...

...you'd have a Chopin List.

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👤︎ u/bubonis

📅︎ Jul 09 2019

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My mate composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1

📅︎ Oct 04 2020

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My friend composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...

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👤︎ u/chown-root

📅︎ Oct 06 2020

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Which composer has Coronavirus?

Drycoughski

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👤︎ u/rob_gfy

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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What was Beethoven doing in his grave?

He was de-composing

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👤︎ u/batmans_apprentice

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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What did the Terminator say when asked about which composer he'd be for Halloween?

"I'll be Bach."

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Nov 01 2019

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Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"

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👤︎ u/bigwomby

📅︎ Jun 16 2019

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