A list of puns related to "Composing"
Decomposing
Yeah, now he is decomposing.
But my stylus is broken, so I can do neither.
What do composers use to keep check on thing
A Franz Liszt
When his wife farted in her thong.
I guess they were Gnocching on my door
BACH BACH!
With a Chopin board
In death he decomposes.
Drycoughski.
A grave mistake.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
Drycoughsky
I still donβt get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
A decomposer.
....and write "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" on top.
I haven't looked Bach since!
Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.
Turns out he was just decomposing.
But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.
Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".
They MAESTROBATE
Bach...
I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.
Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".
Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".
Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".
A Chopin Liszt
"Ode no!" I thought.
Well, when you ask them who their favorite composer is, they all say Bach.
Gotta start somewhere
I'll be Bach
Knockmaninoff
I'll be Bach.
In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.
One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.
The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composerβs grave.
Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, βI recognise that sound! Itβs his 9th Symphony, backwards!β
Soon after, another said, βand thatβs his 8th, backwards!β
After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:
βNever fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethovenβs just decomposing.β
His name is in the Bach of my mind.
Note eight.
Bach Bach Bach Bach.
He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...
He was Baroque.
He replied, "Bock!"
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