A list of puns related to "Cosmos"
Neil deGrasse Tyson was talking about how the earliest fish had no eyes, to which my dad responded "I guess they were just fsh."
During commercial break, a Fiat ad came on TV, showing Godzilla eating Fiat 500s. My mom first said, "guess he's in the mood for Italian?" My dad added, "Yes, he wanted Car-rabba's." I went into the halls of extinction after that.
We DVRed Cosmos. We're watching and randomly he starts to rewind it and without missing a beat he says, "Let's go back in time."
This is my first Dad Joke I have ever done! We were driving home after a trip to Costco and my Mother points out a Cosmo Booth (Glamour shot Photo booth) outside. Mom: Look at that Cosmo Booth! Do you want a picture taken Brother? Brother: What's a Cosmo Boot? Me: Its like Moon Boots only bigger. Only me and my Mother laughed. Everyone else didn't get the joke!
One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
Cosmos of it's taken.
Cosmo-tologist.
The spacebar.
What are their favorite drinks?
Cosmos.
He sure loved his Cosmos.
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