Dad nuked us with this one last night while watching Cosmos

Neil deGrasse Tyson was talking about how the earliest fish had no eyes, to which my dad responded "I guess they were just fsh."

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👤︎ u/GustavBahler
📅︎ Mar 29 2014
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Got dadjoked while watching Cosmos commercials

During commercial break, a Fiat ad came on TV, showing Godzilla eating Fiat 500s. My mom first said, "guess he's in the mood for Italian?" My dad added, "Yes, he wanted Car-rabba's." I went into the halls of extinction after that.

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👤︎ u/mmehio
📅︎ May 05 2014
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Watching the new Cosmos with my dad.

We DVRed Cosmos. We're watching and randomly he starts to rewind it and without missing a beat he says, "Let's go back in time."

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👤︎ u/MickCJ
📅︎ Mar 11 2014
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Cosmo boots in the car ride

This is my first Dad Joke I have ever done! We were driving home after a trip to Costco and my Mother points out a Cosmo Booth (Glamour shot Photo booth) outside. Mom: Look at that Cosmo Booth! Do you want a picture taken Brother? Brother: What's a Cosmo Boot? Me: Its like Moon Boots only bigger. Only me and my Mother laughed. Everyone else didn't get the joke!

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👤︎ u/Alexanator28
📅︎ Apr 26 2014
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There are two fish in a tank

One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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👤︎ u/MclovinCanada
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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Why don't we have much space?

Cosmos of it's taken.

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👤︎ u/MrImpartial
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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What do you call a person who beautifies space ?

Cosmo-tologist.

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👤︎ u/ElSanDavid
📅︎ May 15 2019
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Where do astronauts go to drink?

The spacebar.

What are their favorite drinks?

Cosmos.

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👤︎ u/mattreyu
📅︎ Jan 25 2018
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I asked my dad why he likes girly drinks, and he said that his favorite drink is actually a very manly drink. Carl Sagan was known to be quite a fan.

He sure loved his Cosmos.

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👤︎ u/sigismond0
📅︎ Oct 10 2017
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