What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?

The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gambitK9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

That side has more birds on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusSpyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Why don't owls fly in a V formation?

Because if they did they'd be vowels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmememan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrscottib23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?

There's more ducks on that side.

(As told by my father)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RMiller517
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamerspoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Ducks in Formation

Dad and son look skyward to flying V of ducks.

Dad asks: "Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?"

Son: "No, why?"

Dad: "There are more ducks on that side."

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Saw the craziest rock formation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redwards2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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I got attacked by a group of Killer Whales moving in formation

The whole thing was very well Orca-Strated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezreel62
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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My wife is into geology and rock formations.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonestarFW
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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Coach: Alright team, let’s get in formation.

Me: Sure coach. Information about what?

Coach: You’re cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Cliffs are my favorite geographic formation.

But they have one downside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?

Crystal-lean.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Scientists have finally figured out why, when geese flying in 'V' formation, one side is longer than the other.

That side has more geese in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writechriswrite
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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My Dad and I were watching Geese fly in V formation

He looked to me and said, "Do you know why the left side of the V formation is longer?"

So I told him, "I can't think of a reason, why?"

So he enlightened me, "It's because it has more geese in it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leakproof
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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So I went hiking, took some pictures of a massive rock formation, and posted them on facebook.

A friend asked, β€œWhat rock is that?”

I reply, β€œI am not sure that rock has a name.”

My uncle chimes in.

β€œThey wouldn't answer to their names anyway.”

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When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkinDeep69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?

Because there’s more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philonic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

There are more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesearejazzhands
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?

Because there's more birds in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wc93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There’s more birds on one side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBatman23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Do you know why one side of the V formation geese fly in is always longer?

because there's more geese on that side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BridgetTheBee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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You know how ducks fly in a V formation? Do you know why the one side of the V is longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Figgley
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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So you know how birds fly in a "V" formation? Do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonofGondor32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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Do you know why Geese when flying in a "V" formation have more birds on one side than the other?

Because there are more Geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtnichol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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When canadian geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?

It's got more geese in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeckoDeLimon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2013
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When birds fly in the "V" formation why is one side longer than the other?

Because there is more birds on that side. Source: actually told to me by my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdwalters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2014
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When birds are flying in a V-formation, why is one side of the "V" longer than the other?

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Because there are more birds on that side.

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While watching a flock of geese flying overhead in a V formation.

My Dad says, "Son, do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?" I said, "No Dad, why?" He deadpans, "More geese on that side."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParkingLotRanger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2015
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