It's a really bad habit.
I've been making at least a pun a day for the last week for a new friend, last name Purdy, and I'm starting to run out. I've used: -You're doing Purdy good -Ok Purdy lady -Purdgatory -ImPurdinent -Purdhaps and a few more
I don't want to run out! Help!
If you create puns and don't write them down, they evaporate into the aether, but if you post them to /r/puns, they will stay on the Ethernet.
Reddit, I need your collective minds to create puns based on a certain word, which is below. The pun that Reddit and I both enjoy most will be broadcasted for the world to see. Have fun!
WORD: Flour
I'll call it Ibepoopin
It's called wattsapp.
It's called: Leave Me The Fu Cologne
CzechMate.com
May he restaurant in peace
Home Groan.
I must say by doing so, they opened a lot of Gates for Jobs.
it's called Timber
Then why does it run on Al-Gore-Ithims?
Leave me the Fa' cologne.
Ah, but thats just a Fanta-sea.
It's a mock-up.
This phenomenon is called the big band theory.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
I call it "Poutine on the Ritz"
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They call them Egg Plants
You could say it resin-ates with my soul.
God: "Hey little guy!" Worm: "Thanks for the worm welcome!"
God creates birds
I'm naming it Hardley-Davidson
Just before Eve.
It was designed to make musical tones when the wind blew across it.
They trademarked it as Holland Oats.
From a well,actually.
Oops sorry. Wrong sub.
They don't have any windows
She druid!
Caveman 2: Yeah I’m beat - let’s call it a day
Bear with me, it's a little story. So, I'm getting ready to take her to school this morning and I was about to hop in the shower when I felt the call of nature, didn't have enough time to poo and get to school on time so I say, "I'm just going to get dressed and I'm not going to shower" she asks me why and I said, "I have to poop and it's a whole process." She immediately replies... "A process of elimination". I start cackling immediately. I'm laughing and, as kids like to do, she keeps saying it thinking she's cool. I can't stop laughing but as she's repeating it, I wonder if she knows. So I ask her, do you know why that's funny? She says no, and my wife and I start cackling even more and I explain through the tears that pooping can be called elimination.
I'm sure it's not a new thing but it's new to us and we are going to have a new phrase for doing a deuce!
but his brother Frank was a monster.
It’s called the Rye n’ Gosling, and it’s the hottest drink I make
Never mind… you didn’t like it
It's my dad-a-base.
I'm calling it my morrel compass
That's why it's considered a sea son.
A parently knot.
In Hungary
and it's about time too !
When you use it, it generates your I P address
It's pretty sweet.
He calls it "Cook-Kido".
Mein Kraft
The results were NOMinal.
