A man in my gym just proposed and she said no.

They didn’t workout.

Edited: It changed to they.

Thanks lornstar7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
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What did the titanic say to its boyfriend when he proposed?

I need time to sink...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7oda-005
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So I proposed my girlfriend at the gym yesterday

It didn't workout

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Did you hear Congress proposed a law banning tank tops?

It didn't pass because it violated the right to bare arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polarbearparanoia
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Wife proposed our daughter’s name to be Isabella

I replied in Italian accent: β€œNo, she’s Isagirlla”

Edit: with better response

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I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.

It feels like only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I proposed at Bridal Veil Falls today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/figgerer
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I proposed to a mime today,

"Will you mirror me?"

She was speechless.

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What did the girl melon say to the boy melon after he proposed?

We're too young, we cantaloupe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harminoff2000
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I proposed in a brewery at the jeweler’s recommendation.

She said you can’t go wrong with DeBeers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
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How I proposed to my girlfriend today

Me: knock knock.
Her: who's there?
Me: Mary.
Her: Mary who?
Me: Marry Me.

Edit: she did say yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearjew60
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How did the cellphone proposed his girlfriend? Ans: He gave her a ring
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RubinKhadka
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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A guy proposed to his girlfriend at the gym today! She said no...

Guess that didn't workout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyklopet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What did the deaf light bulb say when it got proposed to?

Watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkyPomegranate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Before she married Mr Potato Head, Mrs Potato Head was proposed to by Bob Costas

She rejected him though, because he was a commentator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skibblez_n_zits
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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My son proposed to his Girlfriend at the Gym this morning, but she refused.

Well, that didn't workout...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RottenMind62
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I proposed to my girlfriend with a tongue ring..

..and she said yeth!!

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The executive sat on his katana after his proposed new corporate structure was rejected

Apparently, the board didn't approve of the bottom-up harakiri

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boganic-alcoholic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obamaself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Pungbaek-
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Donald Trump has proposed a ban on pre-shredded cheese.

He said he wants to Make America Grate Again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Del215
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What did Barack Obama said to Michelle when he proposed? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/banjowashisnameo
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I proposed a non-falsifyable hypothesis to my professor.

He called me an oxymoron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatROCGuy
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Why was the man who proposed to the woman standing two places behind him in line turned down?

He was two forward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninjeff
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One of my co-worker proposed to his girlfriend this weekend... I could't resist

Boss: (to the co-worker) So... how did it go down? Me: On one knee...?

If you are wondering she said yes!

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Mom tells story of a man in Alaska who proposed to his girlfriend using a mall Santa

Aunt: "How cool!" Dad: "Of course it's cool, it's Alaska!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timbofieseler102
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I proposed to my girlfriend in the gym yesterday

But it didn't workout.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.

It feels like it was only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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A man at the gym just proposed and she said no

I guess that didn't work out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFKForever4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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So there was this guy in the gym that proposed to his girl she said no

Sadly it didn't workout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenkdeputvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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A man in a gym proposed and she said no

I guess it didn't workout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluetube180
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What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle?

I don’t want to be Obamaself.

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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obama self.

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