A man in my gym just proposed and she said no.
They didnβt workout.
Edited: It changed to they.
Thanks lornstar7
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Did you hear Congress proposed a law banning tank tops?
It didn't pass because it violated the right to bare arms.
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Wife proposed our daughterβs name to be Isabella
I replied in Italian accent: βNo, sheβs Isagirllaβ
Edit: with better response
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I canβt believe itβs been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like only yesterday.
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I proposed to a mime today,
"Will you mirror me?"
She was speechless.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
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We're too young, we cantaloupe!
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I proposed in a brewery at the jewelerβs recommendation.
She said you canβt go wrong with DeBeers.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
How I proposed to my girlfriend today
Me: knock knock.
Her: who's there?
Me: Mary.
Her: Mary who?
Me: Marry Me.
Edit: she did say yes
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How did the cellphone proposed his girlfriend? Ans: He gave her a ring
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A guy proposed to his girlfriend at the gym today! She said no...
Guess that didn't workout
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︎ Apr 19 2019
What did the deaf light bulb say when it got proposed to?
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︎ Dec 12 2018
Before she married Mr Potato Head, Mrs Potato Head was proposed to by Bob Costas
She rejected him though, because he was a commentator
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︎ Feb 11 2019
My son proposed to his Girlfriend at the Gym this morning, but she refused.
Well, that didn't workout...
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︎ Mar 06 2019
I proposed to my girlfriend with a tongue ring..
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︎ Mar 10 2018
The executive sat on his katana after his proposed new corporate structure was rejected
Apparently, the board didn't approve of the bottom-up harakiri
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︎ Dec 07 2018
What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?
I don't wanna be Obamaself.
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︎ Jun 06 2017
Donald Trump has proposed a ban on pre-shredded cheese.
He said he wants to Make America Grate Again.
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︎ Aug 08 2018
I proposed a non-falsifyable hypothesis to my professor.
He called me an oxymoron.
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︎ Oct 21 2017
Why was the man who proposed to the woman standing two places behind him in line turned down?
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︎ Feb 09 2013
One of my co-worker proposed to his girlfriend this weekend... I could't resist
Boss: (to the co-worker) So... how did it go down?
Me: On one knee...?
If you are wondering she said yes!
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︎ May 16 2016
Mom tells story of a man in Alaska who proposed to his girlfriend using a mall Santa
Aunt: "How cool!"
Dad: "Of course it's cool, it's Alaska!"
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︎ Dec 28 2013
I proposed to my girlfriend in the gym yesterday
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︎ Apr 15 2019
I canβt believe itβs been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like it was only yesterday.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
A man at the gym just proposed and she said no
I guess that didn't work out
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︎ Apr 23 2019
So there was this guy in the gym that proposed to his girl she said no
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︎ Apr 22 2019
A man in a gym proposed and she said no
I guess it didn't workout.
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︎ Nov 07 2018
What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle?
I donβt want to be Obamaself.
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︎ Dec 06 2017
What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?
I don't wanna be Obama self.
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