On one hand, you get a really nice ring, but on the other hand, you won't.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner
I’m just always down on one knee
He was known to be a swinger.
OH, OK
Will you marinade?
Gonna do it at a nice steakhouse. Thinking about what I should say, but I also want to throw in a "dad joke" to make her laugh a bit since she likes those.
Back when i got engaged in 2009, my now-wife and i went for a picnic. I had the engagement ring wrapped in tinfoil in the picnic bag.
When we were done eating, i took it out but didn't unwrap it, and then i sneakily dialed her cell number. This was a bit we would do every now and then (call each other in the same room) so it wasn't that unusual.
She picks up the phone and says, "oh hello, why are you calling?"
To which i respond, "Oh i just felt like... [Unwraps tinfoil] Giving you a ring"
She said yes.
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I’m asking a friend to a school dance and I wanted to make it muffin themed (it’s an inside joke) but I don’t know how to make a pun with a muffin to ask her out. I mean we’re both friends, girls, not gay but I wanted to ask her for the fun of it :) so can anyone think of a muffin pun?
The sub-mission submission was excellent!
The girl I want to ask to homecoming is in a dentistry program and I want to make a poster board with some cheesy puns on it to ask her, but I can't think of anything past "Brace yourself with homecoming."
Any ideas?
Me: Who's your favorite artist? Her: Um I don't know, I guess I like impressionists. Me: Well my favorite artist is will you Vincent Van Gogh to prom with me
She had the biggest and cutest smile I've ever seen :)
"Will, you, Mary, Me" = a Foursome Inquiry
So my mom was telling me how my dad proposed to her. She said he did it on New Years Eve so he could say it took her a year to decide.
So proud.
