Woman turned down the marriage proposal of a gardener. She wasn't ready to shear her life with him.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Thought you'd appreciate my dadjoke marriage proposal

Back when i got engaged in 2009, my now-wife and i went for a picnic. I had the engagement ring wrapped in tinfoil in the picnic bag.

When we were done eating, i took it out but didn't unwrap it, and then i sneakily dialed her cell number. This was a bit we would do every now and then (call each other in the same room) so it wasn't that unusual.

She picks up the phone and says, "oh hello, why are you calling?"

To which i respond, "Oh i just felt like... [Unwraps tinfoil] Giving you a ring"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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I love marriage proposals.

They're so engaging!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mondonodo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2016
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Punctuation is everything: "Will you marry me" is a marriage proposal

"Will, you, Mary, Me" = a Foursome Inquiry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2016
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