Well, you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/naumanafsar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Why didn't the guy accept the mummy's business proposition?

He thought it could be a pyramid scheme!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rageengineer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2013
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Spicy Proposition twxxd.com/?p=4098
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkey_Prime
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2014
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A proposition for this subreddit: Dad jokes only made by dads

Hi,

I really like this subreddit, but a little too often, I see submissions of corny jokes that are spun as dad jokes. While these stories are humorous, I'm uncertain if this should be the place for them. Perhaps theres a better subreddit out there? I've done a little bit of research, and I haven't found anything too specific, but I'm curious to see what others think. There obviously isn't any strict rules to this subreddit, but I feel like some of the magic is gone when dad jokes are not told by dads. Thoughts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agrabb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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My dad's response to the story about the guy who got arrested for using cheese to sexually proposition women.

What a muenster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreborMAI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "You are in here a lot, do you think you have a drinking problem?"

The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by RenΓ© Descartes.

But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearfeedmitch
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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail

But apparently you're not allowed to end a sentence with a proposition.

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Stop giving children biblical names without Bible lessons

Yesterday I was robbed by Moses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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You could call me old fashioned...

But that’s a whisky proposition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
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I asked a friend if I should go into business selling curvy tracks for people to ride their toboggans down for jollies...

He said it sounds like a luging proposition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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A woman was found guilty and the judge declared she will serve 10 years in prison or she can sleep with him. He got in trouble for

Ending a sentence with a proposition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I hope this counts.. first time posting.

Wife has been propositioning having a kid and I tapped into the dadness within.

Wife: I want a kid!

Me: you're in luck I happen to be at walmart

Wife: wut?

Me: well there is a very realistic toy that will cost me about 30 bucks... but there's a kid playing with it and I could snag her for about 20 years.

Wife: ugh...

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Sister sent me a great snapchat.

http://imgur.com/iciL9MJ Edit because people think I'm weird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Dank
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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Was at Starbucks...

We were at Starbucks and at the counter, there was a Proposition 65 warning that ground coffee beans give off a chemical that can give cancer. My dad then turns to me and says, "Pilots must not get cancer. They always stay away from the ground. Pilots also have to follow some strict ground rules." I groaned, and he finished it off by saying, "Hey, you better watch it. I might just ground you." Well played, Dad. Well played.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nature96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2014
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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she came out if jail

However, you can't end a sentence with a proposition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potato23860
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