He thought it could be a pyramid scheme!
Hi,
I really like this subreddit, but a little too often, I see submissions of corny jokes that are spun as dad jokes. While these stories are humorous, I'm uncertain if this should be the place for them. Perhaps theres a better subreddit out there? I've done a little bit of research, and I haven't found anything too specific, but I'm curious to see what others think. There obviously isn't any strict rules to this subreddit, but I feel like some of the magic is gone when dad jokes are not told by dads. Thoughts?
What a muenster.
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
But apparently you're not allowed to end a sentence with a proposition.
Yesterday I was robbed by Moses
But that’s a whisky proposition.
He said it sounds like a luging proposition.
Ending a sentence with a proposition.
http://imgur.com/iciL9MJ Edit because people think I'm weird.
Wife has been propositioning having a kid and I tapped into the dadness within.
Wife: I want a kid!
Me: you're in luck I happen to be at walmart
Wife: wut?
Me: well there is a very realistic toy that will cost me about 30 bucks... but there's a kid playing with it and I could snag her for about 20 years.
Wife: ugh...
We were at Starbucks and at the counter, there was a Proposition 65 warning that ground coffee beans give off a chemical that can give cancer. My dad then turns to me and says, "Pilots must not get cancer. They always stay away from the ground. Pilots also have to follow some strict ground rules." I groaned, and he finished it off by saying, "Hey, you better watch it. I might just ground you." Well played, Dad. Well played.
However, you can't end a sentence with a proposition
