Purport Puns

A list of puns related to "Purport"

What do they call a purportedly true, typically sensational, incident or phenomenon about which various secondhand accounts or anecdotes widely circulate in the Middle East?

A turban legend

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👤︎ u/Subduralempyema
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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My 11 year old son got my wife

My wife bought a frozen pizza that was purported to be the best frozen pizza, and supposedly you couldn't tell that it was frozen.

She baked it in the oven, got it out, and asked "So, does this look like a frozen pizza?"

My eleven year old son replied "not any more"

I'm so proud of him!

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👤︎ u/sirosis73
📅︎ Feb 28 2016
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