My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...

It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn.... 🎢

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesnearn
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Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.

It comes in two very large dosey-doses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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So I was listening to old Dolly Parton albums and this happened
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExWaifuPillow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Dolly Llama
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnumPeeler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Did you hear that Dolly Parton married an artist who doesnt like things blocking doorways, and insists anything that does, should be sold?

I forget his name. I think it was Sellthedoor Dolly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Dolly Parton has just bought Harris Teeters and Piggly Wiggly, and is merging the two.

She will be renaming it to β€œBig Wiggly Teeters”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skeeter-gunz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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My 3yo Daughter came up to me saying her dolly was cold so I tore her off a piece of paper towel. She then said daddy this is a napkin.

I assure her it was quilted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xRussianbishop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Dolly Parton just bought 3 companies: Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly, and Harris Teeter.

She's going to consolidate them into one company called "Big Wiggly Teeters."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaconda386
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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What type of sandwich does Dolly Parton eat while she's on a diet?

Sloppy Joe Lean

Credit to my fiancΓ© for this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfeatsbaby
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2017
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Dolly Partin's new Store

My dad loves to tell this joke

Dad: "So did you hear Dolly Parton bought out Piggly Wiggly, Big Lots and Harry Teeters to open her own chain?

Me: "Really?"

Dad: "Yeah! She's calling it 'Big Wiggly Teeters'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_toastradamus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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breeziere... curtain brassiere
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Which animal is a spiritual leader in a game farm?

The dolly llama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Which Country Music Singer's name do you say when you're moving furniture past someone?

Dolly Pardon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThumbFuNinja
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a pasture...

Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artifically inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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I asked my daughter why she cut all her barbies in half. . .

She replied in an unexpected country accent, "I'm dolly partin'!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlaggardWorm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What do you call a line of blonde people?

A barbie queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DB-Frenzy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Female llamas are called...

...Dolly llamas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What's a Tibetan Monk's favorite toy?

A dolly llama.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What do you call an exact copy of you that smells better?

Your cologne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pauls2theWall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Beijing customs disallowed my alpaca beanie baby

They thought it was a dolly llama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone4011s
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

Haaaaaaaaaaand eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyeeeee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomG93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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What do you call a doll that is leaving the other dolls?

Dolly parton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheesyninja132
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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What do little kids and package deliverymen have in common?

They both play with dollies all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paxromana96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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My girlfriend and I are moving in together...

Dad: "I won't be able to help you guys move your stuff but I do have a friend I can let you borrow."

Me: "Okay, cool thank you."

Dad: "Her name is Dolly."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2014
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar. Now get in the car. We're late.

Also, instead of saying "yes" or "no", my dad would say "Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?" and "Does a snake have armpits?"

If I was standing in between him and the nearest Bruins game, I'd hear: "Hey Kleeb, you're a better door than a window, even though you're a pain."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kleeb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2015
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I was going to yardsales today with my dad when he hit me with this....

We are having a Dolly Parton day......it's a big bust.

Thank you Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IRISistable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...

It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.

It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.

It really made Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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