A list of puns related to "Dolly Parton"
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean...
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
She will be renaming it to βBig Wiggly Teetersβ
She's going to consolidate them into one company called "Big Wiggly Teeters."
Sloppy Joe Lean
Credit to my fiancΓ© for this one.
Dolly parton
When it's ajar. Now get in the car. We're late.
Also, instead of saying "yes" or "no", my dad would say "Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?" and "Does a snake have armpits?"
If I was standing in between him and the nearest Bruins game, I'd hear: "Hey Kleeb, you're a better door than a window, even though you're a pain."
We are having a Dolly Parton day......it's a big bust.
Thank you Dad.
My dad loves to tell this joke
Dad: "So did you hear Dolly Parton bought out Piggly Wiggly, Big Lots and Harry Teeters to open her own chain?
Me: "Really?"
Dad: "Yeah! She's calling it 'Big Wiggly Teeters'"
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