Who else wants to see a puppet show, minus the puppets?
Let's see a show of hands..
The business man opened a shadow puppet theater that should make a fortune!
But that’s just projected figures.
I took my daughter to a sock puppet theatre...
It was a show of hands...
Puppets are often felt.
I was going to put on a sock puppet show, but I got cold feet.
Psst, hey kid. I can sell you a puppet real cheap.
No strings attached!
Anyone want to buy a puppet from me?
Only costs £1. No strings attached.
I am giving away broken puppets for free
No strings attached
Why did the puppet girl said no to going on a date?
She didn’t want to be felt up
Why can't puppets have FWBs?
Well for starters it's a no strings attached arrangement.
What do you call an endowed puppet?
Well strung...
My son really wanted that rare puppet but I couldn’t find it anywhere.
I managed to get it but I had to pull a few strings...
What makes puppets so available?
They're always on hand.
Looking for fun with an old broken puppet
No strings attached
Just dropped this puppet related classic
Dad - "What do you call a puppet who cries?"
Me - inhales to respond but gets cut off-
Dad - "A puppet-tear!"
Who wants to see a performance by shadow puppets?
Let's have a show of hands!
Selling a broken puppet for $1...
no strings attached!
