Why do puppets cry?...

Because of puppet tears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaxen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Sock puppets caring for each other.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajfoucault
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Who else wants to see a puppet show, minus the puppets?

Let's see a show of hands..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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The business man opened a shadow puppet theater that should make a fortune!

But that’s just projected figures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I took my daughter to a sock puppet theatre...

It was a show of hands...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPossible
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Puppets are often felt.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I was going to put on a sock puppet show, but I got cold feet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicmanst90
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Broken puppets for sale.

No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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Psst, hey kid. I can sell you a puppet real cheap.

No strings attached!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forzen-Loki
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Anyone want to buy a puppet from me?

Only costs Β£1. No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I am giving away broken puppets for free

No strings attached

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McSmoothe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Why did the puppet girl said no to going on a date?

She didn’t want to be felt up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YinYangMojo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Why can't puppets have FWBs?

Well for starters it's a no strings attached arrangement.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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What do you call an endowed puppet?

Well strung...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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My son really wanted that rare puppet but I couldn’t find it anywhere.

I managed to get it but I had to pull a few strings...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirk_Hinrich
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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What makes puppets so available?

They're always on hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheresTheWombo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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Looking for fun with an old broken puppet

No strings attached

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wxlson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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Just dropped this puppet related classic

Dad - "What do you call a puppet who cries?"

Me - inhales to respond but gets cut off-

Dad - "A puppet-tear!"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2013
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Who wants to see a performance by shadow puppets?

Let's have a show of hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_snipeypants
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Broken puppets for sale.

No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvergur
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2014
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Selling a broken puppet for $1...

no strings attached!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steakaholic
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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