7 Hilarious Macbeth Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did Lady Macbeth name her dog?

Spot

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👤︎ u/ALittleSurprise1013

📅︎ Dec 31 2020

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What did lady Macbeth say when she kicked her misbehaving dog out of her room?

Out, damn Spot. Out!

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👤︎ u/FiveFingeredKing

📅︎ Jul 30 2020

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"I got a role in a production of Macbeth!" "Neat, which one?" "Yes! How did you know‽"

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👤︎ u/nerdfighter8842

📅︎ Apr 27 2019

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Macbeth joke in the wild

I was at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival waiting for “Macbeth” to begin and next to me this Dad says conversationally to his family, “You know, It makes sense that this play is set in Scotland... after all they mostly get kilt”

His family groaned and I gave him props for the Dad joke in the wild.

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👤︎ u/ArtVerseMan

📅︎ Aug 05 2019

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There's a deleted scene in act I of Macbeth where Macbeth finds the Infinity Gauntlet.

He becomes Thanos of Cawdor.

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👤︎ u/ChefOfRamen

📅︎ Nov 12 2018

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My friend wanted me to send him a pun, so I emailed him Macbeth.doc as an attachment.

It’s a play on Word.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 21 2018

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Shakespeare goes into a McDonald's...

And orders a Macbeth....

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👤︎ u/BlackStonerZ

📅︎ Dec 05 2019

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