Maybe I got that wrong. But he won something.
I am planning on reading 1 book per month this year and I’m looking for horror suggestions. I’m really interested in anything, so any and all suggestions would be greatly appreciated! I don’t read often so I need the help
Edit: thank you all for the suggestions! I’ll be starting off with The Cabin at the End of the World and work my way through these lists
I have read:
- Blackwater Saga (my favorite)
- Cold Moon
- The Elementals
- Katie (my least favorite so far.)
What book should I read next? It doesn’t have to be by michael mcdowell, I just love his style.
I'm reading Goddess of the Green Room, a novel about Dorothea Jordan, and it's just taken for granted by the characters/narration that every play will be followed by a second piece - usually, I think, a short farce. This even comes up as a plot point when Dorothea refuses to play a farce after Sarah Siddons does Macbeth because she thinks the audience will respond badly to her. Would it really be the norm?
Certain Shakespeare productions have gone down in history: Sarah Siddon's Lady Macbeth, Henry Irving's Hamlet, Orson Welles' Vodoo Macbeth, etc.
My question is, if you could go back and see anyone in theater at any time, who would it be? What production would it be?
What past performance has most intrigued/excited you when you read about it? Why? Is there a performance you actually saw that you'd love to relive? Why?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
