I had sex whit a lemon once. Now I have lemonaids.
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👤︎ u/MacChickenNugget
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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It's important that your first tattoo is something that means A Lot.
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👤︎ u/aurelienne
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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My dad asked if we wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy [x-post /r/funny]

He took this out of his wallet. Apparently he's been caring it around since the 80s: http://imgur.com/ri2NcWR. Making dad jokes before he was even a dad!

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👤︎ u/cali_grown22
📅︎ Jul 28 2014
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Thought of this classic Dad joke I used on my niece a while back while driving through a neighborhood.

Me (while driving) Hey Heather, whats that sign say?

Heather: (sighing because she knows whats coming) It says Deaf Child Area.

Me: What???

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👤︎ u/Slntrob
📅︎ May 18 2014
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