I had sex whit a lemon once. Now I have lemonaids.
It's important that your first tattoo is something that means A Lot.
My dad asked if we wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy [x-post /r/funny]
He took this out of his wallet. Apparently he's been caring it around since the 80s: http://imgur.com/ri2NcWR. Making dad jokes before he was even a dad!
Thought of this classic Dad joke I used on my niece a while back while driving through a neighborhood.
Me (while driving) Hey Heather, whats that sign say?
Heather: (sighing because she knows whats coming) It says Deaf Child Area.
Me: What???
