You'll hear a Russell in the bushes.
Glad he ate her
"Gladiator?"
"No I really miss her"
It's called.... Glad He Ate Her.
less miserable
It wasn't for him but he was glad he ate her.
I’m gladiator.
There’s caws for alarm.
But it just resulted in a cacawphony
I'm getting real sick of this Corvid pandemic.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Annoying
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
LAND HOE!!!
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
They call it CORVID-19
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
It's called the crowbar
it was easy to see a murder there daily.
Because anything more than one is murder.
does that mean 2 or 3 would be an attempted murder?
Velcrowes!!!!
The cops arrested him for attempted murder.
A caw-cophony!
But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
I'm pretty sure I have the CORVID.
A murder suicide case
The police think it was a murder
The Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT) found over 200 dead crows on U.S. Highway 281 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.
A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).
The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.
TxDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"!!!
^(most crows drank at home by themselves.)
Would that be double homicide?
Corvid 19.
Corvid-19
All the crows were just sitting in my tree...
It really ruffled my feathers
Gladiator?
No, I really miss her.
An attempted murder
