How do you know you're about to be ambushed by a crowe?
You'll hear a Russell in the bushes.
You’ll likely get this if you watched Russell Crowe in Master and Commander...
In Russell Crowe's new film he stars as a man that ate his wife and is quite pleased with himself in
A cannibal took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie
"Gladiator?"
"No I really miss her"
Russell Crowe to star in a new film about a cannibalistic husband...
It's called.... Glad He Ate Her.
what is the best way to compare Russel Crowe's acting to his singing?
Did you hear about the time Russell Crowe tried cannibalism?
It wasn't for him but he was glad he ate her.
What did Russel Crowe say after the cannibal ate his wife?
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
What do you call crows that stick close together?
What is a crow's favorite drink?
Cawffe
My bf told me this don't blame me.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
What did the cat say to the crow?
Did you hear about the crow where everytime it makes a noise sornething big happens?
It has a caws and effect relationship
What is a crow’s favorite drink?
The Texas state Aquarium taught a crow to play connect four, too bad they didn't teach it Clue...
I bet it would murder the game.
I got a bunch of crows together and tried to teach them how to sing
But it just resulted in a cacawphony
What do you call two crows?
Just had about a dozen crows land in a tree near me
I'm getting real sick of this Corvid pandemic.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
Where do crows go to get educated?
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
Heard there's a virus going around turning people into crows
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
A Fun Fact About Crows [OC]
My roommate tried to keep two crows in our apartment as pets.
The cops arrested him for attempted murder.
Crows are very intelligent birds, they even go out for drinks from time to time.
If a group of crows is called a murder of crows...
does that mean 2 or 3 would be an attempted murder?
Once I stayed in a crows ridden area...
it was easy to see a murder there daily.
Why won't the bird defense attorney speak to more than one crow at a time?
Because anything more than one is murder.
What kind of crows always stick together...
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Why are crows so interesting?
Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problems with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about eating the mother of two.
But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
What disease do crows get?
What do you call a white crow?
What do you call it when a bunch of crows kill themselves?
My friend was attacked by a huge swarm of angry crows
The police think it was a murder
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around.
I'm pretty sure I have the CORVID.
A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie.
Gladiator?
No, I really miss her.
What do you call two crows flying together
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