There's a new type of broom out

Its sweeping the nation and the competition

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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Did you hear the news about the shovel? It's ground breaking. But the broom?

That really swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_houser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2020
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"Sorry I'm late" said the broom

"I over swept"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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What was the broom late to his meeting?

He overswept...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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Which one stole your broom ma’am? Can you pick her out of a line up?

No it was Witch two officer!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2020
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I think we all should use nothing but mops and brooms to clean our floors

I guess that means I'm anti-vacs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nashvulnative
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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Have you heard about the new broom?

It's sweeping the world.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nikwr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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I fell in love with a broom recently.

I wiped left.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StyrTD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2020
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When asked where his two new brooms were from, Harry Potter replied:

From the bargain store down on Diagon Alley, they were a Quidditch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LazyBeast_Gaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2020
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Why didn't the broom want to get out of bed

He was sweepy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tjeters
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2020
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I don’t know too much about brooms,

I guess I should brush up on my knowledge.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_good_one877
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2020
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Why did the dust pan break up with the broom?

Because it was sweeping around

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jacobt380
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2019
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The broom told the mop:

You're always moping around. Its probably because your on your phone so much

The mop then said: ok broomer

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pestopasta16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2019
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what kind of mail does a witch carry her broom?

hex-press mail

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/easiermarais
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2019
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Dad: I’M GOING TO BUY A BROOM AND CLEAN THE KITCHEN FLOOR TODAY!!!

Dad: Oh wait. It’s Wednesday. Tonight I have to be at work until 9.

Dad: I really shouldn’t make sweeping declarations.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frupp110
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2019
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Why did the broom win the dance off?

He swept away the competition.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whiskeyboundcowboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2018
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What about the good ol’ broom
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mockolatechipcookies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2018
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What did Harry Potter say when he tripped over his broom?

"Ow !! I Hur'-my-knee !!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Allgen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2019
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Generally I enjoy pushing the broom about.

That's a bit of a sweeping statement.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2019
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What did one broom say to the other?

How did you sweep?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Palerthanghosts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2019
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I tripped over my broom and bent the handle.

I haven't been sweeping well lately.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/accountnumber3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2018
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There’s a new type of broom out

it’s sweeping the nation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2020
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Why was the broom late?

It overswept!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?

It overswept.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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Why was the broom late for work?

It overswept.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RobertT1222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2020
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Why was the broom late for work?

He over swept.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thats_weird_af
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2020
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Why was the broom late for work

He overswept

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CoupleNovices
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2020
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?

It overswept.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2020
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Have you seen that new broom?

It’s Sweeping the nation!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2020
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?

He overswept.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2019
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Did you hear about that new broom that stands on its own?

It’s sweeping the nation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/runs_with_airplanes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2020
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Why was the broom late for work?

He over swept

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fava18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2019
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Why was the broom late to work?

It over swept!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CallingYouForMoney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2019
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Did you hear about that new awesome broom everyone is talking about?

It’s sweeping the nation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stupidsexyf1anders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2019
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Why was the broom late?

Because it overswept

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/South_Arugula
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2020
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Did you hear about the new hi-tech broom?

It's sweeping the nation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MclovinCanada
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2019
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Why was the broom late to work?

It overswept

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/prunedada
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2018
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?

He overswept.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2019
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Why was the broom late for work?

Because he over swept.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2018
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The invention of the broom...

Really swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2019
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Have you heard of the new broom that just came out?

It's sweeping the nation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thememelord420_69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2019
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Why was the broom late for work?

It over swept.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2018
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?

He overswept.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2019
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Did you hear the one about the new broom?

It's sweeping the nation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GluttonForFUNishment
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2019
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Did you hear about the broom revolution?

It's sweeping the nation off its feet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/confused_abyss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2019
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Why did the broom win the dance off?

He swept away the competition.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zigzaggiraffe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2018
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Why was broom late for work?

It over-swept

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barwhalis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2018
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