Jumping on a broom v.redd.it/kqpiwzmjthh41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joogelsson
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"55% of light-skinned women were married while only 23% of dark-skinned women had jumped the broom." theguardian.com/lifeandst…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhombus2
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One thing led to another and he suddenly said β€œWE HAVE TO JUMP ONTO THE RAILING WITH A BROOM.”

Okay, so side note but I what if we just post the most random and weirdest quotes and then build stories to how a character might’ve said that in a situation where it would make sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psycholoboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Why was the broom late for work?

He over swept

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fava18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why did the dust pan break up with the broom?

Because it was sweeping around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacobt380
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What did one broom say to the other?

How did you sweep?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Palerthanghosts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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In Quidditch, brooms receive speed upgrades with every new model. However, the Snitch and Bludgers stay the same speed - making the game easier as the years progress.
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I passed a broom head in the middle of the road yesterday.

But I couldn't come to any sweeping conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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Wife: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day

Husband: Well next time take the car then silly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurestVideos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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The broom effect on this motocycle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buddy-Matt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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A NASA employee/witch with her high tech broom at Lewis Field in the 1970s
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexReads
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What’s a good inanimate object, besides the widely known broom, that wizards (or anyone capable) can use to fly?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zfredddy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Can we agree this should be called the "Boom Broom"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arithmetic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Saw someone post this here a while ago and you’ll be pleased to know there’s something similar on Netflix. Room on the Broom. A tale of a witch and her ever growing familiars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyweekay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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First altar, In the broom closet, I don’t have a lot but with gifts from friends and a bit of lying to my parents I was able to make an alter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiyafellas1225
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Why was the broom late to dinner?

It overswept.

^^Obligatory^^stolen^^from^^a^^friend

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I live in a house that was was built in 1809. I was sweeping my kitchen and the broom tapped the door to my pantry and this key fell seemingly out of nowhere. It fits in all the key holes on the doors. Does this have any value? I think it will look cool as a necklace
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πŸ‘€︎ u/floralpod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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This shelter cat named Quilty kept opening the door to let all the cats out, so the staff rigged up a broom to keep the door closed. Quilty is not happy about this.
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This dustpan has a comb for the broom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodiewoodie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Let me use the brooms!

I hate how there is a bunch of little bits of garbage all over the floors. If I was trying to survive I know for my mental health I'd clean that shit up if I planned to stay at that location. Am I the the only one who would use this mechanic? Also you could add to crafting: log + sticks + line which would be one more thing to craft when youre stuck inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_plantae
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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The hottest broom to ever exist.
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How the full bottle of OJ this morning had a push broom to work this morning
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Please add the broom back
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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtleman9201
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Received a gift due to an error in the broom leaderboard event
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wildmen03
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Greetings from this broom closet - the only closet I’m in these days, thankfully. Say hello, I would love to befriend new people!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/divasola
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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PSA - cleaning your tub and shower with a broom and dish soap is life changing. Your pregnant body will thank you, and you'll probably never go back to the old way!

Had to share this life hack tip from my mom. Get a shower/tub cleaning broom (dollar store, anywhere really, or get a truck cleaning brush because its angled and telescopic handles make it even easier). Grab your dish soap. Rinse away debris and wet your broom, then squirt some dish soap, and scrub away. No bending over, gets into all of the nooks and crannies of your tub and shower with ease, you can wash the walls without awkwardly trying to reach, and it gets rid of soap scum. I like baths and sometimes items that make the bath time glorious make a pain in the butt to clean up. This makes it so easy. My belly is getting bigger and bending over was getting to be uncomfortable. Also when baby is here and I'm trying to bathe my child, I'll need to clean it more often. I'm never going back to the old way. Try it, your body will thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilzzabub
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I promise my wife is not a witch. But it turns out thanks to the alignment of the Earth's axis on the equinox my wife was able to balance her complete collection of brooms. I know what it sounds like. But please do not burn my wife.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cianistarle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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I showed Eve the broom....she got it right away β™₯️ v.redd.it/omwabelzzxz31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweetlife529
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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It’s happening! Marvin endorses Hue to replace him. Get the brooms boys! espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2…
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Did you hear about that new broom that stands on its own?

It’s sweeping the nation

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I don’t think a broom was the weapon of choice in this battle v.redd.it/krq5y6of6ma21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaWeyHowBoutDah
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Here we have a case of "it ain't perfect, but I ain't doing it again!" Done entirely in gouache on 140# cold press watercolor paper. I was inspired by these incredible bushes I have the pleasure of seeing outside of my broom shop in autumn.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shawnhoefer1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Watched this lady walk out to the street with a broom. Once she saw the extent of the leaves, she leaned against the car and sighed. I feel you, lady. It’s the season!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRebelStardust
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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My boss at Chipotle sent out a mass text last week letting us know that the green brooms are only for BOH and red brooms are only for FOH

I’ve worked at this restaurant for 3 months now and never knew we had more than one color broom. I thought they were all red lol

I’ve never really felt held back by my colorblindness before, but now I have to ask my coworkers what color a broom is before I can use it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickTheTuba
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Y’all heard about the broom balance...?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phalph
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Yesterday the gravitational pull on the Earth was perfect so you can make a broom stand up by itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Furry_boi_76
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Just add this to my D’Oh list. Trying so hard to find the last broom I keep clicking on the fairway
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TexGirl8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Screw the broom challenge. Let’s start the crutch challenge!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlbeck90
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Day After Thread: Nuggets get out their brooms, sweep the Thunder | Mar 30, 2019

What's good everyone? feel free to discuss whatever you'd like.

#Highlights

#Interviews


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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdRatherBeLurking
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[WP] Tired of you fourteen year old’s stories about their dragon friend, you declare that it’s time to grow up. To prove your point you poke under their bed with a broom. You are greeted by the snarl of a pissed off dragon.

β€œMom!” Jess yelled down the stairs, β€œCan you make my snack a double? Drizeth is hungry too!”

I shook my head, annoyed. I didn’t understand why he kept making things up. If he was hungry, he could just say so. I was also kind of worried. At fourteen, he should have outgrown imaginary friends a while ago, and instead, about two weeks ago, he had β€˜brought home’ this Drizeth - according to him, a dragon.

Since then he’d asked for more food, a new blanket, and asked if it would be alright if he moved the fire extinguisher into his bathroom β€˜just in case.’ None of those were unreasonable requests, but I didn’t understand why he kept blaming β€˜Drizeth.’

Maybe it was my husband’s sudden passing a hand full of months ago. Maybe it was because he felt like I didn’t pay enough attention to him. Or maybe it was just him trying to force himself into a normal β€˜childhood.’

I didn’t know but I was worried about him.

He was my only child, and some days - more than I’d like to admit - my only purpose in this world.

I finished making him two PB&Js and cut up both an apple and an orange and carried it upstairs.

As I reached Jess’s bedroom, I knocked briefly on the door before opening it, not waiting for a response. I was surprised to find Jess sitting on his bed tossing a tennis ball up and down into the air. I had expected to find him sitting in front of his computer, playing some online game.

β€œHey Mom! Thanks for the food. Drizeth loves apples!”

My annoyance spiked at that, and my brows furrowed.

β€œJess, there is no such thing as dragons. They don’t exist.”

He looked crestfallen, and missed catching the tennis ball on its way down. It rolled listlessly across the floor for a few moments until it hit a pillow.

I looked around the room and saw blankets, pillows, games, and clothes littering the floor. Annoyed again, I looked up at him, even as I set the plate of food on his desk.

β€œYou need to clean up this pigsty. Now!”

I wasn’t proud of myself, yelling at Jess, but I was exhausted. I’d had to pick up a second job after Rob’s death, and I had no energy to spare on the house.

β€œBut Mom,” Jess’s voice was a whine. β€œDrizeth like it this way!”

I could feel my blood boil, even as he said it. I didn’t temper my response, and crossed my arms angrily.

β€œDragons don’t exist! Drizeth doesn’t exist! Clean your damn room!”

I grabbed the broom lying in the corner, it’s own cobwebb having formed from the last time it’d been moved. Then I started sweeping everything into

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadyLuna21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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She better start buying some gallons of glue and a broom to pick up the pieces...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deeanne13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Broom boy is the worst. Change my mind.

I thought the broom boy scene at the end of TLJ felt like a commercial for Star Wars at the end of a Star Wars movie. I don’t think he will be used in IX and was a complete waste of screen time. What say you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bguiler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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DH got in on the broom shenanigans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enemy0gene
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Did the Broom Challenge thing at work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChemoUS
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why was the broom late for work?

Because he over swept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Why was the broom late?

Because it overswept

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