What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?
I don't know but I'm getting hungry.
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οΈ Apr 24 2021
I once dated a condemned witch.
There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now sheβs just an old flame.
ποΈ 13
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οΈ May 04 2021
What do you call a witch that lives in the beach?
ποΈ 11
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οΈ May 04 2021
What kind of noise does a witchβs vehicle make?
ποΈ 122
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οΈ Mar 28 2021
What kind of noises a witch vehicle make?
ποΈ 26
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οΈ Apr 03 2021
sand witch
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Feb 22 2021
Why did the witch get rid of her new broom?
It was a bit thin and she couldn't get used to driving a stick.
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Mar 18 2021
How do you get rid of a witchβs hex?
ποΈ 13
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οΈ Dec 30 2020
What sound does a fast witch make?
ποΈ 19
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οΈ Jan 12 2021
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Jan 12 2021
How do you make a witch itch?
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Nov 24 2020
Which Witch is a Sandwich
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οΈ Dec 03 2019
What's a witch's favorite makeup?
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
What's a witch's favorite subject?
ποΈ 32
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οΈ Aug 28 2020
What is a witch's favorite method of writing
ποΈ 32
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οΈ Jul 11 2020
How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?
I usually toast my sand Witches.
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Sep 23 2020
What do you call a male witch?
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Aug 04 2020
Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?
She wanted to practice safe hex.
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Sep 05 2020
Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!
https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Jun 23 2020
You know what the zombie said about the witch doctor?
Nothing, his lips were sealed.
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Aug 27 2020
I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.
Our slogan would be, βThe only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.β
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Jun 25 2020
Eye of Newt, of witch potion lore, is...
nothing more than mustard seed emulsified with oil. So mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts...
I Canβt Believe Itβs Newt Butter.
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Sep 06 2020
Have you heard the one about the illiterate witch?
ποΈ 13
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οΈ Jun 26 2020
I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.
I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Jul 02 2020
Why do witch doctors never get fat?
Because theyβre always exorcising.
ποΈ 28
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οΈ Mar 26 2020
witch one is it?
ποΈ 187
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οΈ Apr 01 2019
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
ποΈ 30
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οΈ Feb 07 2020
What do you call a witch that only eats sand?
ποΈ 40
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οΈ Oct 30 2019
I'm a primary school teacher and one of my kids got me in the lols with this one today... what's a witch's favorite subject?
ποΈ 126
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οΈ Feb 14 2019
Man-witch
ποΈ 19
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οΈ Sep 19 2019
If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witches wrist.
ποΈ 48
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οΈ Apr 30 2019
Why couldnβt Mr. and Mrs. Witch have babies?
Mr. Witch had a hollow weenie.
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Sep 25 2019
My dad asked me why there was a lion and a witch in the wardrobe?
I said its Narnia business
ποΈ 90
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οΈ May 11 2019
My 7 yr old son came up with this today. How do you make a witch itch?
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Dec 28 2019
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Dec 06 2019
What subject does a witch teach at school?
ποΈ 17
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οΈ Oct 18 2019
what kind of mail does a witch carry her broom?
ποΈ 13
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οΈ Oct 10 2019
What sound does a witch's car make?
ποΈ 55
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οΈ Dec 25 2020
What do you call a witch at a beach?
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Oct 24 2020
Eye of Newt, of witch potion lore, is actually...
nothing more than good, old-fashioned ground mustard seed emulsified in oil. This means mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts... I canβt believe itβs newt butter.
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Jul 29 2020
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Jun 29 2020
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
ποΈ 202
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οΈ Oct 31 2019
What sound does a witch's car make?
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Jun 18 2020
What sound does a witch's car make ?
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Apr 26 2020
What do you call a witch who eats only sand?
ποΈ 192
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οΈ Sep 25 2018
What sound does a witch's vehicle make?
ποΈ 67
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οΈ Feb 26 2019
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