What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?
I don't know but I'm getting hungry.
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I once dated a condemned witch.
There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now sheβs just an old flame.
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︎ May 04 2021
What do you call a witch that lives in the beach?
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︎ May 04 2021
What kind of noise does a witchβs vehicle make?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What kind of noises a witch vehicle make?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
sand witch
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Why did the witch get rid of her new broom?
It was a bit thin and she couldn't get used to driving a stick.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
How do you get rid of a witchβs hex?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What sound does a fast witch make?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
How do you make a witch itch?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Which Witch is a Sandwich
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︎ Dec 03 2019
What's a witch's favorite makeup?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What's a witch's favorite subject?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What is a witch's favorite method of writing
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︎ Jul 11 2020
How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?
I usually toast my sand Witches.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What do you call a male witch?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?
She wanted to practice safe hex.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!
https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f
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︎ Jun 23 2020
You know what the zombie said about the witch doctor?
Nothing, his lips were sealed.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.
Our slogan would be, βThe only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.β
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Eye of Newt, of witch potion lore, is...
nothing more than mustard seed emulsified with oil. So mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts...
I Canβt Believe Itβs Newt Butter.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Have you heard the one about the illiterate witch?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.
I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Why do witch doctors never get fat?
Because theyβre always exorcising.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
witch one is it?
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︎ Apr 01 2019
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
What do you call a witch that only eats sand?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I'm a primary school teacher and one of my kids got me in the lols with this one today... what's a witch's favorite subject?
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︎ Feb 14 2019
Man-witch
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︎ Sep 19 2019
If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witches wrist.
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Why couldnβt Mr. and Mrs. Witch have babies?
Mr. Witch had a hollow weenie.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
My dad asked me why there was a lion and a witch in the wardrobe?
I said its Narnia business
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︎ May 11 2019
My 7 yr old son came up with this today. How do you make a witch itch?
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts
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︎ Dec 06 2019
What subject does a witch teach at school?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
what kind of mail does a witch carry her broom?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
What sound does a witch's car make?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What do you call a witch at a beach?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Eye of Newt, of witch potion lore, is actually...
nothing more than good, old-fashioned ground mustard seed emulsified in oil. This means mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts... I canβt believe itβs newt butter.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What sound does a witch's car make?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What sound does a witch's car make ?
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What do you call a witch who eats only sand?
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︎ Sep 25 2018
What sound does a witch's vehicle make?
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