What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?

I don't know but I'm getting hungry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alain389
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I once dated a condemned witch.

There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she’s just an old flame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
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What do you call a witch that lives in the beach?

A sandwitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_Delavnici
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What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?

Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

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What kind of noises a witch vehicle make?

Broooom Broooom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FwzNk
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sand witch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joxydaskull
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Why did the witch get rid of her new broom?

It was a bit thin and she couldn't get used to driving a stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
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How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?

Draw a hex-a-gon(e).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What sound does a fast witch make?

Broom broom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashjmc89
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What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?

Snap cackle n' pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashjmc89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the W.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Which Witch is a Sandwich
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingernuts13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What's a witch's favorite makeup?

Ma-scare-a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What is a witch's favorite method of writing

Cursive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikuSama39
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?

I usually toast my sand Witches.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What do you call a male witch?

Mitch

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?

She wanted to practice safe hex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!

https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theneatdude2004
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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You know what the zombie said about the witch doctor?

Nothing, his lips were sealed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StormFenics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.

Our slogan would be, β€œThe only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Eye of Newt, of witch potion lore, is...

nothing more than mustard seed emulsified with oil. So mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts... I Can’t Believe It’s Newt Butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Have you heard the one about the illiterate witch?

She can't spell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kikasphalt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.

I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drogers5606
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why do witch doctors never get fat?

Because they’re always exorcising.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheglet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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witch one is it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amrha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?

I’m smelting!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you call a witch that only eats sand?

malnourished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertHamburgers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I'm a primary school teacher and one of my kids got me in the lols with this one today... what's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Man-witch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfuga
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witches wrist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Why couldn’t Mr. and Mrs. Witch have babies?

Mr. Witch had a hollow weenie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecmm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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My dad asked me why there was a lion and a witch in the wardrobe?

I said its Narnia business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poely002
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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My 7 yr old son came up with this today. How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the w.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuhurina
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?

She looked really good afterworts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redrickfloats
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What subject does a witch teach at school?

Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fransisco_flores
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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what kind of mail does a witch carry her broom?

hex-press mail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/easiermarais
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mechanicfantic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do you call a witch at a beach?

A sand witch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
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Eye of Newt, of witch potion lore, is actually...

nothing more than good, old-fashioned ground mustard seed emulsified in oil. This means mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts... I can’t believe it’s newt butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drsmba729
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What sound does a witch's car make?

"Broom Broom!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirAnalog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What sound does a witch's car make ?

Broom Broom !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What do you call a witch who eats only sand?

Malnourished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AYKW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What sound does a witch's vehicle make?

Broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Distasion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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