Witch Costume Puns

My 4yo son asked my wife about her Halloween costume. My wife to my son: "I'm going to be a witch!" My son turned to me "Mommy is becoming a witch!" "Yeah, but what will she be for Halloween..."

Our 5 year old was a witch for Halloween and asked dad to be a "man witch" to match her costume. And so begins the dad joke costume: https://i.imgur.com/1qLrHEE.jpg

(I posted this on the Halloween contest in r/pics and was told to share it here.)

Earlier today, we were going through costume inventory for our next musical and my teacher was going through the wigs.

Him: "Okay, we have a sugar plum wig, a fairy godmother wig, a witch wig..."

Me: "Hey, Mr. Teacher, which wig?"

Him: "The witch wig."

Me: "That's what I'm asking."

One person groaned in the back,, and slowly, everyone got the joke and was groaning.

Yep, I was doing it all night.

See that cow, that costume is Udderly Amazing!

"Dad, look at that witch!" "Witch direction and I looking" (Kids didn't get that one, but the wife did)

My 14 y/o did a few face palms since she was with us and the baby. Great night.