What sound does a motorised duster make?

'Broom'

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📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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I bought a feather duster.

Now my feathers don't get dirty.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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The cleaning crew stopped by my office to dust

I work in an office with 2 other guys and we all get along very well. Once every other week, a cleaning crew comes in to sweep, dust, mop etc.

One of the cleaning crew had a duster out and was dusting my coworkers desk. He told the lady to hit me with the duster as I was acting silly as usual. She said she couldn't as she would go to jail for battery. I said, "No. You would go to jail for assault with a dusty weapon."

The audible groans and chuckles were fuel to my dad humoured fire.

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📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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What does a salt shaker bring to a bar fight?

A NaCl duster.

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👤︎ u/Benja-C
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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What does a salt shaker bring to a bar fight?

A NaCl duster

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📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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