Pug Puns

A list of puns related to "Pug"

Pug dealer
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👤︎ u/Physenginpreneuric
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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I bought my wife a pug dog yesterday...

Despite the bulging eyes, horrible nose, weird ears and all round ugliness, the dog seems to like her.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a pug who sleeps on the floor all day?

A rug.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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A butt pug [SFW] ipfs.pics/QmXgfSU2VLwyrAQ…
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👤︎ u/dachewie
📅︎ Oct 13 2015
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What do you get when you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

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👤︎ u/keserdraak
📅︎ Nov 01 2015
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Shameless Pug
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👤︎ u/PeenTang
📅︎ Nov 14 2013
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Call a plumber. The tub is all pugged up.
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👤︎ u/mystyry
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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People only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make

Then they call me ugly and poor

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👤︎ u/TheGregGreg
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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From my 8yr old daughter....

What do you get when you cross a pug and a pig?

Puglets!!

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👤︎ u/TuraacMiir
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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I bought one of those early 2000s robot dogs but have nowhere to charge it

I need to find a pug socket

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👤︎ u/suoupdupepoopscoop
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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Gee, what dog almost was a pun?

A pug

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👤︎ u/jspittman
📅︎ May 26 2020
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Waddaya call a dog that likes carrots?

Pugs Bunny.

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👤︎ u/ItsKilLikeMine
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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I believe it's wrong for humans to selectively breed dogs until their faces are smashed flat and they can't breathe normally.

Hugs not pugs.

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👤︎ u/wrethlig
📅︎ May 28 2018
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What do you call something that's offensive to the mind of a dog?

Re-pug-nant.

*screams internally*

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👤︎ u/_Pellucidity_
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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What do you call a boat piloted by a dog?

A pug boat

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👤︎ u/Wilgrove
📅︎ Sep 18 2016
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