Pug dealer
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Physenginpreneuric
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21 2021
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I bought my wife a pug dog yesterday...

Despite the bulging eyes, horrible nose, weird ears and all round ugliness, the dog seems to like her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OliPark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a pug who sleeps on the floor all day?

A rug.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2018
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dachewie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2015
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What do you get when you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/keserdraak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2015
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Shameless Pug
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeenTang
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2013
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Call a plumber. The tub is all pugged up.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mystyry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2019
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People only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make

Then they call me ugly and poor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2020
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I bought one of those early 2000s robot dogs but have nowhere to charge it

I need to find a pug socket

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suoupdupepoopscoop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2020
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Gee, what dog almost was a pun?

A pug

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jspittman
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2020
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Waddaya call a dog that likes carrots?

Pugs Bunny.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ItsKilLikeMine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2019
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I believe it's wrong for humans to selectively breed dogs until their faces are smashed flat and they can't breathe normally.

Hugs not pugs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wrethlig
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2018
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What do you call something that's offensive to the mind of a dog?

Re-pug-nant.

*screams internally*

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Pellucidity_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2018
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What do you call a boat piloted by a dog?

A pug boat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wilgrove
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2016
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