You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.
A monk goes into pizza shop and says βCan you make me one with everythingβ
Ohms
Namaste.
"I can't believe it's not Buddha."
They both know that in the end, it doesnβt even matter.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"
But I never got the chants.
Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.
One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"
To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."
A monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, the river flows with a breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. The monk exhales "Ooooomm". He repeats this until a noise, very faint, breaks his chant.
"moo."
The monk stops for a moment but, without changing his position, dismisses it. "Ooooooommm." He begins again.
He's interrupted again, "moooo."
The monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill. "Kind cow," the monk says, "please do not interrupt my meditation."
The cow stares blankly back at the monk. The monk sighs and continues.
"Oooooommmm-"
Even louder, "Mmmooooooooo."
"Dear cow, I must reach enlightenment. Please, refrain from making your cow noises or find another hill."
The monk continues again, "Oooooooommmm-"
"MMMmmoooooooooooO!" The cow exclaims.
The monk stands up angrily, "Cow! Why must you interrupt my chanting?"
The cow replies, "Because you're saying it backwards!"
They divided the duties equally: one was the fish friar, and the other was
the chip monk!
The monk said "make me one with everything."
Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.
The monk asked for his change.
The vendor replied "change must come from within."
Theyβre always thinking βNahImmaStayβ
Only you can prevent florist friars
I CANβT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUDDHA!
A premeditated murder
Budapest
They Celibated.
Ha,I'm going.
He said βi cant believe its not Buddhaβ
A deep friar
Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
Dad: Yes, so long as there are no Attachments.
CardamOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....
There was this monk who constantly picked at his robes. The robes were covered with holes. You could say he had a bad habit.
The monks were selling flowers in front of the playboy mention when they were kicked out. When asked about it, the monk replied βif it was anybody else we would have gotten away with it, but only Hugh can prevent florist friarsβ
AD/BC
Transcend dental medication
He slowly looked up at me, smiled warmly and responded "No sir, I am the chip monk."
A deep fat friar
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
The rabbit says, "I'm a type O."
I can't believe it's not Buddah.
βMake me one with everything.β
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender and says, make me one with everything.
Only you can prevent florist friars.
I can't believe it's not buddha
Only you can prevent florist friars
But I never got the chants.
One with everything
But I never got the chants.
Only YOU can prevent Florist Friars.
Because he was a deep fat friar
one with everything
