Request! Help me come up with cheesy pun using words "quetzal" or "monkey"?

I am making cheesy valentine-like cards for my fellow Adventure Monkeys--a name that was dubbed to the group I did humanitarian aid work with in Guatemala. For our last meeting tomorrow, I want to bring cheesy valentine-like cards, but I'm having trouble coming up with a silly pun. I'd like to use the words Quetzal (national bird of Guatemala) or Monkey (for our group) if possible.

Any ideas? I need your brilliant pun minds!

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📅︎ Jun 25 2015
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Four months in and I finally got one!

We were looking at valentines stuff at Target with our baby. They had a stuffed monkey that came with those small, individual Reese's cups.

I had to point out that it was ^a^reeses^monkey

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📅︎ Feb 08 2016
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