A nun pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/What-you-doing
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What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?

A Transistor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmperorOfFabulous
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What do you call a nun that sleepwalks?

A Roamin' Catholic

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Its ok to kiss a nun....

....but don't get into the habit.

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roamin' Catholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forsaken1372
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3 nuns were praying...

Three nuns were praying on a park bench when a man walks up and flashes them.

1st nun had a stroke, the 2nd nun also had a stroke.

The 3rd one was too slow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steakfrites88
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What do you call an athletic nun

Virgin Mobile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ONIONSAREKINGS
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The power of my nun-chucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theManlyMan8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call a nun's crap..

Holy shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ner0Sips
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My sister is a nun and she doesn't like dad jokes

that's why we stick with father jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I was texting this nun and things were getting pretty hot and heavy. Then out of nowhere she stopped replying.

I still can’t believe she holy ghosted me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlippySlappers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you know about nuns?

Nevermind, it's Nun of my business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SWHammer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin’ catholic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/La-Pumpo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why do nuns wear black?

It's a habit they get into.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ag25666
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What did the priest say to the nun at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

*very proud of this joke, wrote it yeas ago and it still makes me laugh every time. 😎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raindawg75
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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So, 3 nuns die in a car crash and end up before the gates of St Peter....

St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."

He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"

The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".

St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"

The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."

"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"

The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".

"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."

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Why do nuns go to confession?

So they convent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dave_Paker
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What does the nun say?

Nun of your business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pseudonympholepsy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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A nun is having a bath when she hears a knock of the door....

She says "who is it?"

"It's the blind man" comes the response.

Ok, thinks the nun. "Come in then".

In walks the man; "nice tits, now where do you want this blind?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atheistmil
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What do you call a wandering nun?

A "roamin" Catholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mspt1500
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What do you call a nun with a face veil, on a plane.

A blessing in the skys (disguise)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sikarknight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

virgin mobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goopeh_Tomatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What did the nun say as she sat down at the sewing machine?

This could be habit forming.

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Where does a nun buy her cowl?

At the Habit-ashery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsYaBoiTrick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roaming Catholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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There's a new tennis tournament for English nuns.

It's called Wimpledon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TzarGinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Did you hear about the streaker nun?

She did it out of habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbeatty77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Official song of nun's formally leaving a convent:

Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndySkibba
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Do you know what I like about nuns?

Their good habits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farewel_Welfare
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a nun doing yoga?

Twisted Sister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grrttfshr1
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What do evil nuns all have in common?

Bad habits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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The non nun

How do you know if a nun is a cross dresser ? She has weird habits....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ransuru
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you call a group of nuns with swords?

Nunjas... and if they're well equipped they'll have nunchucks too!

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A nun is teaching her students about the circle of life

"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."

"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.

smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

A roamin’ Catholic

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Nun
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Nun: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Billy: A fireman!

Suzie: An accountant!

Jackie: A prostitute!

Nun: WHAT?

Jackie: A prostitute.

Nun: Praise the Lord! I thought you said protestant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What if nuns robes were made of adamantium?

It'd be a hard habit to break

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefugginhanz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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what do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

virgin mobile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinbastrd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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A large gathering of priests and nuns arranged themselves to form an image of Christ visible from space...

But it wasn't for altruism of course, they all stood to make an enormous prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phryxil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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A short nun who smokes occasionally

has a tiny habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_bowker-brown
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Nun-chucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sassyyak
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Why do nuns have problems with addictions?

They have a hard time kicking the habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclematthegreat
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A buddy of mine only rents his apartments out to nuns.

Guess you could say he has a Sister complex...

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Now I want to date a nun. imgur.com/JJKYrjk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XParker78X
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crap_TheBoozeOut
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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A Roamin’ Catholic

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