A Roamin' Catholic
A Roamin' Catholic.
Three nuns were praying on a park bench when a man walks up and flashes them.
1st nun had a stroke, the 2nd nun also had a stroke.
The 3rd one was too slow!
that's why we stick with father jokes
I still can’t believe she holy ghosted me
Nevermind, it's Nun of my business.
A roamin’ catholic
*very proud of this joke, wrote it yeas ago and it still makes me laugh every time. 😎
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
She says "who is it?"
"It's the blind man" comes the response.
Ok, thinks the nun. "Come in then".
In walks the man; "nice tits, now where do you want this blind?"
A "roamin" Catholic.
A blessing in the skys (disguise)
This could be habit forming.
A Roaming Catholic.
It's called Wimpledon.
She did it out of habit.
Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."
Their good habits.
How do you know if a nun is a cross dresser ? She has weird habits....
Nunjas... and if they're well equipped they'll have nunchucks too!
"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."
"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.
smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".
A roamin’ Catholic
Billy: A fireman!
Suzie: An accountant!
Jackie: A prostitute!
Jackie: A prostitute.
Nun: Praise the Lord! I thought you said protestant.
It'd be a hard habit to break
But it wasn't for altruism of course, they all stood to make an enormous prophet.
has a tiny habit.
They have a hard time kicking the habit.
Guess you could say he has a Sister complex...
She was a roman catholic.
A roamin' Catholic.