During an interview, I was asked how much experience with Photoshop I have...

I replied "I'm so good at Photoshop I make Mother Teresa look like Donald Trump."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Maimonides_vii
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To wife: Of course she knows it's a new year, she wasn't born yesterday!

Daughter was born at 8:08am yesterday. 7lbs, 1oz, 20" long. Dad, Mom and baby are doing great! Image

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Edit - My wife thinks the pic makes it look like she gave birth to Mother Teresa

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