Teresa Puns

Teresa's mystery man is revealed and Jackie's apple picking birthday adventure turns into a chance to bash Dolores' relationship. On the contrary, Joe Gorga gets some shocking health news.

So I'm in Season 2 during fashion week. The scene where Joe calls Gia ugly and shes like crying and he's calling her a cry baby. And Teresa's just like you should be used to it. There's just so much to unpack here.

Edit: thank you kind stranger for the gold! My first reward and its on a post calling Joe a bad dad. (He is tho.)

Jennifer throws a Turkish Tea Party to try to help her mother while the guys go on an outrageous golf outing. On the other hand, Dolores struggles with her biopsy, and Joe Gorga reveals too much about Teresa's boyfriend.

A yacht party leads to a big blow out between Margaret and Jennifer. Meanwhile, Marge Senior is devastated by the contents of Margaret's book and Teresa struggles with the loss of her parents.

When People released the article they did not include the details of the Ex-finance but Juicy Scoopers figured it out. I just ran out of the shower because I had to share this with you. Checkout Heather’s podcast that was released today!

Steven's brother Chuck may not fit the description of the older, taller bearded male helping Bobby push the RAV, but it's clear he should have been considered a suspect for Teresa's murder and never was. Here is a fully sourced examination of Chuck's motive and opportunity to commit the crime.

 

I hope everyone is prepared for a long read. In this post:

• I've included a summary of recent case developments not only as a review but also in an attempt to explain why I have personally decided to widen my suspect pool and no longer limit my speculative framing theories. Essentially my thinking is this: assuming Zellner's new witness is legitimate I believe any accurate framing theory demands the inclusion of a wide spread conspiracy with multiple guilty parties.

• Next I start the ball rolling by offering a detailed examination of an alternative suspect who has been on my mind for the past few months - Steven’s older brother Chuck. I firmly believe Chuck should have been considered a suspect who warranted a thorough investigation, as it appears he had a motive and the opportunity to commit the crime.

• For the record: I will NOT be arguing Chuck is the unidentified male spotted with Bobby Dassey on Nov 5 pushing the RAV. I only argue the observation of Zellner's new witness opens the door for the consideration of even more alternative suspects. Let's begin...

• TL;DR at bottom of post.

 

Brief Review of Recent Case Developments re: Bobby and the 6 foot tall older bearded male

 

A New Witness

• On April 12, 2021 Zellner filed a Motion to Stay Appeal and Remand to file a Supplemental Post Conviction Motion regarding a Brady violation relating to a Denny third party suspect, Bobby Dassey. In the Motion Zellner presents an affidavit from a new witness - "the paper boy" (affidavit included as an exhibit to the above linked motion). The paper boy claims to have seen a shirtless Bobby Dassey and an unknown older male “pushing a dark blue RAV-4 down Avery Road on the right side towards the junkyard” in the early morning hours of November 5, 2005.

• The paper boy says he was nervous as he drove past Bobby to the Avery’s collection of mailboxes where he deposited a Herald Times publication. As he turned around to leave via Avery road the witness says he was *“v

CASO 2017 page 66

John Dedering had a conversation with Tom Fallon after a private citizen came forward with information they had researched about "the subject of keyless entry and learned that 1999 RAV 4's did not offer keyless entry as an option." But Dedering had to do further investigating due to the fact that in a previous interview with a representative (AK - CASO 2017 page 21) from a Toyota dealership in Appleton, WI "the vehicle in question was equipped with keyless entry."

So Dedering "made contact with TOYOTA NORTH AMERICA, located in Plano, Texas. The representative in which I had spoken with had researched the VIN from HALBACH's vehicle and determined that this vehicle was not equipped from the factory with keyless entry. The representative further stated that keyless entry was not a factory option for the 1999 model year."

Dedering admitted he is an idiot and that he "associated the term "power door locks" (a feature that HALBACH's vehicle did have) with the keyless entry. HALBACH's 1999 Toyota RAV 4 did not come from the factory with keyless entry*."*

This means that there was no fob for Teresa to open the doors to her vehicle.

Kratz was again wrong when he stood up and fooled the jury (and subsequently others who to this day foolishly still believe this) into believing that "Mr. Avery may have thought about those little devices that most of us have on our newer cars. Where we're able to press a button and our lights go on, or an alarm goes on, or something flashes, where you can find your car in a parking lot, if you are like me sometimes and I forget where I have parked my car.

Is that why Mr. Avery unhooked the battery, so that the citizen searchers that he knew were coming couldn't just press a button and of the 40,000 (sic) cars, could walk right to that. That's possible. All right."

Anyone else find the story of how they met kind of weird? Why was Louis waving at Teresa if he didn’t know her? I would personally get creep or player vibes if someone did that to me.

“I feel like whatever happens, I have to kind of, like, filter through Brandon and Teresa first,” Baltierra, 29, explained during the Saturday, April 24, sneak peek of the Teen Mom OG season 9 reunion. “I don’t trust what I’m gonna say sometimes. It’s just very difficult to navigate and feel close in a relationship when you have to second guess your approach and delivery all the time. It’s anxiety.”

He called it the couple’s “responsibility” to make him and Lowell, also 29, “feel comfortable and feel safe.” He added, “Me and Catelynn have talked about it many times, we’re almost 30 now and we still feel, like, this inferior position.” --US WEEKLY

It's been said before on here but Tyler really thinks B&T are his and Catelynn's parents. It's starting to get creepy. I don't even think it's about Carly at this point because Tyler already knows talking crap about B&T pushes them further away and yet he still does it.

If I was desperate to see my biological child, I wouldn't be talking crap about them all the time. I'm annoyed by their Carly antics and I don't even know them so I can only imagine how much they irritate and disturb B&T.

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Teresa Giudice & Ziwe

And as much as I like Dolores Catania, she tolerates horrendous behavior from that ape-haired ignoramus and doesn't hold her accountable for the cruel things that pour forth from her mouth. When the day comes that "Tree" turns that venom on Dolores or someone Dolores loves--and there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that she will do just that--Dolores will be shell-shocked and wonder why no one intervened.

I'd sooner allow a rattlesnake and a rabid bear into my home than the piece of human garbage named Teresa Gorga Giudice. She is low-class, trashy, lacking intelligence, with absolutely zero reservations about turning on anyone, including her own family members. Her daughters would be wise to tread carefully, because once they are grown and living their own lives, Mama Tre won't hesitate to lash out at them the same way she has at others who don't do as she directs them to do or who insist on being treated with respect by her.

How does Jackie not get how hypocritical / wrong she is being about the Evan/Gia thing? Or am I crazy?

The rumors about Evan were out there, via word of mouth in the area and apparently on blogs as well. So this mean Teresa didn’t just weirdly make it up. However, when Jackie said what she said about Gia she did completely make it up, the very thing she is mad at Teresa for. Now, I get she was trying to make a point with it, but, if Teresa didn’t just make it up then her fault was only talking about it at the party NOT making up the rumor so Jackie saying what she said about Gia as an analogy for what Teresa did doesn’t make sense because Teresa didn’t do that and now Jackie is the only one to make something up and put it out there. So basically what Jackie is mad at Teresa for is actually what she did to Teresa not what Teresa did to her.

I think Jackie knew of these rumors, as most of the girls probably did too, and she needed to change the narrative so she went the route of Teresa is making it all up on her own to try to cover up the fact it was a real rumor going around.

Teresa still did something wrong by talking about the rumor at his party but Jackie also fucked up by bringing Gia up. If she wasn’t so defensive about the rumors she could have really taken Teresa down more but because the rumors were there I think she panicked and thought she really did something when she brought up Gia but it just made her look desperate.

Anyone else love the apple picking scene? Teresa wants to make a pie and she asks for McTosh apples. The farmer says “Macintosh? Actually those aren’t good for making pies because they’re too mushy”

Then my husband (who hardly watches) looks up From His phone and says “doesn’t she write cook books?”

Rewatching some NJ episodes with my mom and she pointed out how similar Teresa’s voice sounds to Elmo and now I can’t listen to her talk without laughing

Hear me out...LVP would be the perfect match to take down Teresa for her bullshit. She’s articulate, RUTHLESS, and isn’t going to back down to Teresa’s gaslighting because she’s a master gaslighter herself. I wish they would both be at the All-Star trip!

Jennifer throws a Turkish Tea Party to try to help her mother while the guys go on an outrageous golf outing. On the other hand, Dolores struggles with her biopsy, and Joe Gorga reveals too much about Teresa's boyfriend.

Teresa's mystery man is revealed and Jackie's apple picking birthday adventure turns into a chance to bash Dolores' relationship. On the contrary, Joe Gorga gets some shocking health news.

A yacht party leads to a big blow out between Margaret and Jennifer. Meanwhile, Marge Senior is devastated by the contents of Margaret's book and Teresa struggles with the loss of her parents.

As a first time homeowner scrubbing away all the dirt and dust the past owners left around, I gotta say, Teresa was right 😂

George Zipperer's SON could be the bearded person who the paper boy saw helping Bobby push the RAV4 quietly and unlighted down Avery road into the Salvage yard.

The main question of the OP is WHO IS George Zipperer's son,Jason's Father ?

Jennifer throws a Turkish Tea Party to try to help her mother while the guys go on an outrageous golf outing. On the other hand, Dolores struggles with her biopsy, and Joe Gorga reveals too much about Teresa's boyfriend.

Teresa's mystery man is revealed and Jackie's apple picking birthday adventure turns into a chance to bash Dolores' relationship. On the contrary, Joe Gorga gets some shocking health news.

A yacht party leads to a big blow out between Margaret and Jennifer. Meanwhile, Marge Senior is devastated by the contents of Margaret's book and Teresa struggles with the loss of her parents.