Maria cannot upload baby Jesus picture to Instagram...

...because there's no stable internet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risanthy
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Maria, Marcos, and Maveric were siblings. Maria was ploting a prank on her brothers, so being the good friend i am, i had to...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_inevitable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Maria's taste in music

I have a childhood friend called Maria. Lately she found her spiritual side and because of this all of her preferences changed. What kind of music do you think she listen to now? MariaCHI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rch99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Someone told me to work my calves out because my legs were too small

I still don’t know how it was supposed to help, but my calves ran away.

I miss Luigi and Maria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rant-rant-rant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..

I can solve a problem like Maria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Did you hear about the new Hispanic Catholic locksmith?

"Llave Maria"

(p.s., "llave" is a key. But "aqui" is here. Thus we conclude that Mary is here.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lindleyw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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