A list of puns related to "Maria"
...because there's no stable internet.
I have a childhood friend called Maria. Lately she found her spiritual side and because of this all of her preferences changed. What kind of music do you think she listen to now? MariaCHI
I still don’t know how it was supposed to help, but my calves ran away.
I miss Luigi and Maria.
I can solve a problem like Maria.
(p.s., "llave" is a key. But "aqui" is here. Thus we conclude that Mary is here.)