Maria cannot upload baby Jesus picture to Instagram...
...because there's no stable internet.
Maria, Marcos, and Maveric were siblings. Maria was ploting a prank on her brothers, so being the good friend i am, i had to...
Maria's taste in music
I have a childhood friend called Maria. Lately she found her spiritual side and because of this all of her preferences changed. What kind of music do you think she listen to now? MariaCHI
Someone told me to work my calves out because my legs were too small
I still don’t know how it was supposed to help, but my calves ran away.
I miss Luigi and Maria.
I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..
I can solve a problem like Maria.
Did you hear about the new Hispanic Catholic locksmith?
"Llave Maria"
(p.s., "llave" is a key. But "aqui" is here. Thus we conclude that Mary is here.)
