Did you hear about the skeleton who was scared of mariachi music?

He was pretty rattled.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What's a Mexican Mariachi band's favorite moisturizer?

Olay!

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Maria's taste in music

I have a childhood friend called Maria. Lately she found her spiritual side and because of this all of her preferences changed. What kind of music do you think she listen to now? MariaCHI

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Every damn time we go to a Mexican restaurant...

...with generic Mariachi music in the background: "This is my favorite song! I was hoping they would play it!"

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