Merengue Puns

A list of puns related to "Merengue"

If you discovered that cherry pies cost $2.75 in Jamaica, and that merengue pies cost $3.25 in the Bahamas, what’s the significance?

Why, you have just found the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/sirjoseph62
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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I got my girlfriend real good.

Girlfriend came home from a rough day of class and asks me to draw her a bath. So I got a paper and pencil, drew her a bath tub, and handed it to her. The look she gave me has been imprinted into my brain.

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👤︎ u/forgetnot
📅︎ Mar 26 2014
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What’s an eggs favorite dance?

Merengue

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👤︎ u/charcootmagoot
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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Overheard dadjoke at the checkout

A dad's in front of me with his teenage daughter buying school supplies. Goes to tap to pay and notices a sign "VISA does not tap."

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Dad, loudly: "So, VISA does not tap, eh? VISA will salsa but it refuses to tap!"

Girl, obviously used to this: "Dad!"

Can still hear the dad as they leave, "Do you think VISA would do the merengue?"

Asked to take a photo of the sign and saw a knowing look on the teen clerk's face. I think he knew where this was going...

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👤︎ u/robotropolis
📅︎ Sep 28 2014
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