A list of puns related to "Mariah"
She didnβt want a lot for Christmas
And inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she sets the deed down and says, "I don't want a lot for Christmas!"
I donβt want a lot for Christmas.
It's called "I Don't Want a Snot for Christmas"
With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".
She opens the front door and there is a huge log on a chain contraption that can ram castle gates.Β Confused, she looks past the medieval device to see her boyfriend standing in the front yard surrounded by dozens of male sheep and holding two tickets to skybox seats for football in Los Angeles.
He holds his arms wide and asks, "what do you think?"
She smiles and says, "Thank you for the rams but all I want for Christmas is ewe."
Well, she has a whole song where all she wants for Christmas is "U".
Every year at Times square someone drops the ball.
I just read that Mariah Carey has been has been selected to play with Johnny Cash on his Resurrection Tour. There won't be an opening act, so it'll be only Cash n Carey.
And put Mariah Carey on the cover
...it can now be called "Mariah Carey-oke"
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