What does Bruce Wayne drink with his scotch?
Just ice.
It’s too bad Bruce Wayne’s real name wasn’t Bruce bates
Then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time
Little known fact: Bruce Wayne's parents owned a baseball team.
It's true, before he was the batman, Bruce was the bat boy!
If L’il Wayne did comedy...
Would we call him... LOL Wayne?
With all the shortages, we've been forced to buy the John Wayne toilet paper.
It's rough, tough, and don't take shit off anyone
A teenage girl came across an elderly man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane to a Lil Wayne song.
"Wow! I didn't think you'd like rap music!"
"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".
"Mr. Wayne, I really gotta pee." ... "Quick Robin, to the Batroom."
They're making a movie about when Bruce Wayne loses all his money.
Batman and ramen
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
Conditioner Gordon.
How do you get rid of a Lil' Wayne
A lil' drain.
What did baby Bruce Wayne's mommy put over his crib?
A bat mobile!
What is Bruce Waynes favorite sport?
Bat-minton (Badminton)
John Wayne has a low quality toilet paper made branded with his name
It don't take shit from nobody
Why does Lil Wayne hate Fat Joe?
He wants his lean back.
Why did Lil Wayne go to the hospital?
He was feeling a Lil Weezy
What type of joke does Bruce Wayne's parents tell?
Dead jokes
People say lil Wayne is rude and immature but I think there's still some hope for him.
I mean, batman was a lil Wayne once and he turned out alright..
I think Lil Wayne should check out Dad Jokes imgur.com/BACprEc
